How to write a good story, according to chat

[11:42:34 AM] Art Inspired: Look, bby, three things.
[11:42:45 AM] Art Inspired: 1: sexy cover art
[11:42:47 AM] Midnight Dancer, The Viscous Pony: arty's in a mood
[11:42:57 AM] (Original) Mr. Ignorable: someone get the tampons
[11:43:01 AM] Art Inspired: 2: Hot plot/story play
[11:43:13 AM] Art Inspired: 3: Good grammar, and so on
[11:43:18 AM] Art Inspired: That's about it...
[11:43:21 AM] App le Bloom: 4. Lungs(?)
[11:43:28 AM] Wafflemancer (Madgod Pim): ^
[11:43:59 AM] Art Inspired: Other than writing not what you want, but that AND what you think OTHERS will like...
[11:44:01 AM] John Conquest: I need a damn drink now.
[11:44:02 AM] Art Inspired: Yah.
[11:44:02 AM] EricKilla, The Dancer-Cultist: 5. Have your story get whored by popular authors
[11:44:18 AM] (Original) Mr. Ignorable: 6: Write AppleDash
[11:44:24 AM] Art Inspired: Iggy.
[11:44:28 AM] Art Inspired: gtfo
[11:44:29 AM] App le Bloom: 7. Upload it to Khan Academy
[11:44:38 AM] Art Inspired: So done with that shit.
[11:44:40 AM] Art Inspired: I mean
[11:44:41 AM] (Original) Mr. Ignorable: 8: Any and all Verses
[11:44:42 AM] Art Inspired: ship...
[11:47:15 AM] (Original) Mr. Ignorable: and what I MEANT was

Step 1: Write AppleDash

Step 2: Publish crappily written AppleDash

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Get featured

Comments

[kalash93]

Sad but true. More lungs are required. And we just don't get enough lungs in this fandom.

[MidnightDancer]

1286863 kiss kiss

[Art Inspired]

The three steps. The revelation.

... The end, as tons of fics pour in shortly after all realize...

I'm right.

[Axel Nyan]

*taking notes intensifies*

[Regidar]

here's the revised edition

step 1. penis
step 2. ???
step 3. cry
step 4. repeat until feature

[Super_Big_Mac]

1286863 I'm gonna write a fic where Iron Will falls in love with Rainbow Dash after she gets strapped into an Iron Lung due to her being an intense smoker. That way, we have less lungs but more ships.

[MidnightDancer]

1286996 DO IT

[Super_Big_Mac]

1286997 Kk, first Imma need to research Iron Lungs and then start getting into Iron Will's head and figure out why that's his fetish. Though I guess it could simply be because of the irony, but that seems to steel away from the structure of the story, which in turn causes the idea to rust away.

[MidnightDancer]

1287004 *GROOOOOOOOOOOAN*

[Super_Big_Mac]

1287008 Wow, the infrastructure's already complaining!

I guess this building will be condemned before it even begins construction!