oh god, what · 9:25pm Aug 9th, 2013
In a 'what if you ended up in Equestria' discussion...
[5:17:14 PM] Raelcun: What if Ash came with you Dancah?
[5:17:26 PM] Dancer: if ash was with me, then no, i probably wouldnt curl up and cry
[5:17:31 PM] Dancer: but mama bear would be in overdrive.
[5:17:50 PM] letuotter: Dancer Vs Equestria
[5:17:51 PM] letuotter: i'd read it
[5:17:52 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): ...
[5:18:02 PM] Dancer: Dancer Does Equestria, you mean
[5:18:02 PM] letuotter: chapter one, she is surprised by a pony and tears its throat out with her teeth
[5:18:03 PM] Dancer: :3
[5:18:05 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): It's a story full of pop culture and video game references.
[5:18:08 PM] Raelcun: GET YOUR HOOVES OFF MY SON YOU TECHNICOLORED BITCH
[5:18:10 PM] Dancer: ahdkl;a
[5:18:11 PM] Dancer: oh god
[5:18:14 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): Flails?
[5:18:27 PM] Dancer: dude i almost clotheslined my manager once for grabbing ash for a hug
[5:18:41 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): Seriously, whenever you do 'Something Vs Equestria', it needs to have at least one Super Mario reference.
[5:18:46 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): Scott Pilgrim deserves it.
[5:18:51 PM] Raelcun: Pinkie tries to pounce on Ash in excitement and Dancer punches her out of the air
[5:19:02 PM] Dancer: pff
[5:19:05 PM] letuotter: coming this fall to ABC
[5:19:06 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): K.O.!
[5:19:08 PM] Dancer: i love how highly you all think of me <3
[5:19:13 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): It's a story about Midnight mauling the population before she's banished by the Princesses.
[5:19:20 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): And then Ashe is left alone in a big country without his mom.
[5:19:22 PM] Dancer: "dancer is clearly unbalanced and mentally damaged and violent'
[5:19:23 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): Then it becomes a dark story!
[5:19:28 PM] letuotter: but she and Harry get along famously
[5:19:29 PM] Dancer: LOVE YOU GUYS TOO
[5:19:31 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): :D
[5:19:34 PM] Raelcun: Hey you siad you were going to go mama bear
[5:19:39 PM] Dancer: just protective.
[5:19:41 PM] Raelcun: I'm just having fun imagining mama bear instincts kicking in
[5:19:46 PM] Dancer: i never punched oyu, did i?
[5:19:48 PM] Dancer: :3
[5:19:56 PM] Cross Matrix (Steel): Rael, that's the mama bear instinct turning her into a bear.
[5:20:09 PM] Dancer: rawr, etc.
[5:20:13 PM] Raelcun: Actually you did
[5:20:17 PM] Raelcun: You hit me pretty hard on the arm
[5:20:19 PM] Dancer: not for touching ash, though.
[5:20:19 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): She wouldn't punch out anyone, I don't think.
[5:20:23 PM] OtterMatt: we've had humans in eqeustria turned into all sorts of shit, so why not a bear?
[5:20:30 PM] Raelcun: Yeah ash was usually touching me xD
[5:20:30 PM] Dancer: i'd make an awesome bear
[5:20:36 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): Dancerbear.
[5:20:37 PM] OtterMatt: truth
[5:20:45 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): Dancing Bear.
[5:20:45 PM] Dancer: i'd be all eating some berries and stuff
[5:20:59 PM] Dancer: playing bear games
[5:21:04 PM] Dancer: having bear sex
[5:21:07 PM] Dancer: it'd be awesome
[5:21:10 PM] OtterMatt: Harry the Bear approves
[5:21:18 PM] Dancer: harryxdancerbear otp
[5:21:28 PM] OtterMatt: i cri errytyme
[5:21:34 PM] Dancer: pfffffffffft
I'm such a biiiitch~
1273580 that's why we love you
Dancer Bear?
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Dancer, someone should actually write this. No joke.
1273632 you could
1273652 hanope
>Rewriting fic
>Writing collab with Blitz
1273656 1273652 If I get time, I might. But I'd need a better look at your brain, not to mention some more about Best Child.
I got a title ready and everything. Best Child (and Mama Bear) in Equestria.
1273753 I'd be k with that.
1273755 I think Regi and I should team up and do it together. Make it a billion times more accurate and better and stuffs.
1273789 Two?
Edit: Oh, Regi.
1273791 I meant Regi, but my phone loves to correct me on everything. It once turned " banana" into " hemorrhage."
1273789 fine wahtever
1273906 Well, I could get Sunder or Plum to help, probably, if you don't want to.
1273982 Mm, not Plum. Sunder, maybe. Dragon, perhaps. Rael, maybe. They know Ash best.
1273982 Sunder is a crumpetsniffer and plum sucks. I'll do it in order to save the story.
1273984 Then I will have to pick their brains.
1273985 Your saving the story is what I'm counting on, since I doubt I could do someone as awe inspiring as Best Child due service for his excellency.
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