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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 18 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 516 views
  • 24 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 598 views
  • 27 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 592 views
  • 29 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 780 views
  • 39 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 801 views
Aug
5th
2013

Contest time! · 1:49pm Aug 5th, 2013

The first person to play this *free* game and find the line that tells me WHY I'm sharing it with you, well-

I'll give you a shoutout in the AN of the next Sonnets chapter, with a 50 character message of your choice as a prize.

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Comments ( 16 )

I can't:raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair::raritydespair:
Winzip isn't up to date and the page wouldn't load for ten minutes!:raritycry::raritycry::raritycry::raritycry:

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Be a winner, install WinRar!

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But that's cheating! Which is sort of the point of the game, anyway, you wily sod.

Well done. Well done.

To be honest, the whole game sounds funny; especially with a Scotsman narrating it:rainbowlaugh:

I uh... still have no clue as to what line you're talking about...:twilightblush:

Meh, probably would've been wrong if I wildly guessed anyways...

Because you have a love of meta humour and killing your dates?:derpytongue2:

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Err... Not what I meant.

Not wrong, in the slightest, but not what I meant.

Ah good, looks like no one has won the prize yet. Guess I will give the game a shot then.

Maybe it's: Think outside the box, lest your loved ones die?

... Yeah- wait... is it "You're an awesome hacker"?

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Now you've just gone too far!

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>WinZip
Now that's your problem right there.

1263414 *laughs* No worries, I wasn't really wishing to compete, just to be silly.:twilightsmile:

Is it because overgrown bug horses chasing a ball of yarn are cute?

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