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379 weeks
Five Long Years...

Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how
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520 weeks
Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.
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544 weeks
Here's your Christmas present, peoples

Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.
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545 weeks
Need a pre-reader for a new story

All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.
I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.
So lemme know!
-neutralmilk
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546 weeks
EVERYBODY! QUICK!

I have a story. Yup. Nice.
Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.
Looks like there's going to be some...
NEW-tralmilk.
Ouch.
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Apr

3rd

2012

College is a Bitch · 4:26pm Apr 3rd, 2012

Sorry everybody, but The Trotting Dead's gonna take quite a bit to update. With this being the last month of college for me, the amount of work I have to do is insane. After a week, I've only typed the first 2 pages of the next chapter. I hope to have it finished by next Friday and then posted a short while after that. Don't be surprised if it takes even longer to finish. But after college lets out, I hope to return to a semi-regular schedule of a chapter every week/ week and a half. So hang tight, because this chapter will be worth it!

By the way, if anybody is interested in being a pre-reader/ editor for the next chapter when I finish it, please PM me. I'm looking for about two. My other editor is just as busy as I am and doesn't have the time to help with the story until the summer.

In the meantime, HAVE SOME PONIES!