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  • 491 weeks
    Happy New Year Everybody

    Hey everyone. What's up. Just here to wish you all a very happy new year.

    Yes, I'm not dead (as I'm sure some of you might have suspected). I am very much still around, and I am still writing. So yeah.

    Now to answer the question I'm sure all (or at least most of you) are asking.

    Are you going to keep working on Wake up. See this. What do?

    Well..............

    No.

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  • 518 weeks
    Dead Space 3 Abridged episode 1 (Daedaltheus and I are in this)

    What's up everyone. Hey, remember what seems like a long time ago now that DaedaltheusXIV and I had that dramatic reading channel, but we stopped doing it because we both graduated from college and were no longer living in the same state? Well um.... we're not returning, but we have been lending our vocal talents to something entirely new.

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  • 518 weeks
    This...

    I am going to figure out a way to incorporate this into WUSTWD... somehow...

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  • 520 weeks
    Drink

    There are very few things in life that I consider perfect, or at least as close to perfect as possible since we all know that true perfection is impossible, but yes, there are very few things in life that I consider so good that they might as well be perfect.

    This though.............

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  • 522 weeks
    I think I found our theme song

    For the duo that is DaedaltheusXIV and I, I think I found our theme song. Why is this our theme song? Just cause okay, you don't need to look too deeply into it. Otherwise you might start bleeding out and that isn't fun for anybody.

    Anyway

    Oh and before any of you ask.

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Jul
28th
2013

Ask Me Anything part Deux ANSWERS!!!!! · 8:06am Jul 28th, 2013

Okay, so originally I wanted to post these answers as a video blog (vlog I guess) like I did the last one. However, certain factors kept getting in my way to prevent that. That's the main reason this took so long. I kept trying to make a video of this and things kept getting in my way.

The other reason I am doing it this way is because many of you have asked me A LOT of questions this time, and judging how long the video was last time, a video answer of all of these would easily be over an hour long, and I did not want to do that. Not with all of these. So yeah, not with all of these questions.

It's also a bit better this way cause you can just skip to your questions instead of waiting through an entire video if you are impatient. Then again, I have to praise all of your patience for waiting for this.

But yeah, enough of this, let's not keep you waiting any longer. In the order I received them. Lets answer some questions :pinkiehappy:

Kiro0613

Is it wrong that I have a male cat named Flower?

No, not really. I can't imagine why it would be wrong.

Should I let you know about the error on the What Do? chapter about this?

Yes, and thank you for doing that. :twilightsmile:

Are you guilty that you didn't wish me a happy birthday?

WELL I AM NOW!!!! :fluttercry:

Can you e-mail pokemonwil@yahoo.com and tell him "Don't punch your brother; he's a nice guy."

No.

What made you think to write Wake Up. See This. What Do? Or at least, to make it comment-driven?

I'm pretty sure I answered this the last time I did this. I was bored one day so I wrote the first 1000 words of the story and just decided to see what would happen. That is really all there is too it. There was no grand plan, no high expectations, no nothing. I was bored, so I did it.

Will you say hi to Dalek Jim?

I'm pretty sure Swimming Dalek is the one running the Daleks right now. If I run into any Daleks named Jim though I'll say hi.

Are you gonna read the questions bottom-to-top, or vice-versa?

I'm pretty sure I answered this question in the intro I gave.

Do you think it's kinda... cheaty... to make a pony OC with the ability to play the piano with his hooves?

Frederic Horseshoepin can play the piano with hooves. So no, not really.

Do you think that these are crappy questions? Because I do.

If you think they are crappy questions then why did you ask them in the first place?

If you want to make What Do? follow a plot, then doesn't that defeat the purpose of it being comment-driven?

Not really. Think of it this way. I know where I want to go, but how I get there is entirely up to you guys :pinkiehappy:

Do you think it's cute that my now other cat's nickname is a Hostess snack treat?

Yes

But how does that make you feeeeeeeeelll?

About the same as it did before.

Can you say "save the giblets" in your best Julia Child impression?

Yeah but it's probably not going to be very good.

Why can't you use the freaking capitalize anything in the little mini-scussion above?

Because I overlooked it okay. This is why I have you as my editor. You catch these things. And you are damn good at your job. :pinkiehappy:

How many bones have you broken, and which ones?

Surprisingly none. And that is not a lie.

Twinkies returning to shelves on July fifteenth. Your thoughts?

Never had one. So I don't really care.

Do you think this looks like a big fuck-off wall of text?

Yes, but that is not going to stop me from answering it.

For some reason, the you in my head lives in California. Is this correct?

Maybe :pinkiehappy:

Do you have a gun license, or any gun experience?

No and I intend to keep it that way.

What are your favorite authors?

I tend to like mostly writers from history, such as Dante, Homer, Milton, or the badasses who thought of and remembered the Beowulf tale, cause that is awesome. (I like a lot of older works).

If you want to know some writers who are still alive today who I like. I can mention George R.R. Martin (cause Game of Thrones is made of awesome) Neil Gaiman, Stephen King and Alan Moore. I could go on but yeah.

Oh, and I think H.P. Lovecraft deserves an honorable mention too, cause well of Nyarlathotep and all. The guy could write some damn creepy stuff.

What kind of razor do you use, electric, manual, or theAwesome?

Whichever gets the job done.

What is the golden rule of life?

Acquire as much gold as you can obviously.

Can you pronounce "Hippocrates?

Hi Pa Kra Tees

Can you pronounce "Kiro?"

Yes

What are your four favorite artists/bands?

THANK YOU FOR ONLY LETTING ME LIST FOUR

Black Sabbath
Dream Theater
Children of Bodom
Devin Townsend

Whatever you said previously is irrelevant; The best are Maroon 5, Weird Al Yankovic, Styx, and Journey, in no particular order. Your thoughts?

Take out Maroon 5 and you are pretty much right. :pinkiehappy:

Do you happen to drive a Ford?

No... no I do not.

What medication are you on?

None

What is your favorite food?

If you had to go to a country for a week, then which one would it be?

England probably. Loved that place when I was there.

What's your favorite color?

The colors of my OC.

Red, black, and green

What got you to become a brony?

That is a long, and very complicated story.

The short version:

DaedaltheusXIV kept sending me dramatic readings of Pony fanfiction through skype and at some point I heard so much of it I was just like "F*ck it. I'll just watch the show." And here we are.

Do you think that, if there's a next time, that I should cut down on the questions?

Probably. I mean, we still have a lot more to go through.

What's your favorite card game?

Do you want to write professionally?

Yes... hopefully someday. :twilightsmile:

Did you actually plan on releasing this on-time?

I guess not. :fluttercry:

I there a better way for me to help you, grammar report-wise?

No. You do a very good job as you are. Keep up the excellent work you awesome guy :pinkiehappy:

BrownDog77

What is the most depressing song you have ever heard? The most depressing movie?:fluttercry: :pinkiesad2: :raritycry:

Song: .... I honestly cannot for the life of me name one. I'm sorry.
Movie: Southland Tales

That was honestly the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life.... explaining why would take longer than this and we still have a lot more questions to go. So yeah... just take my word for it for now.

What is your favorite 90's cartoon(s)? :pinkiehappy:

If anyone says otherwise then they are wrong (even if you say Batman: The Animated Series or Animaniacs)

Have you ever laughed in the middle of a class and couldn't stop thus making all the other students laugh as the teacher tells you to stop? (I have many times :pinkiecrazy:).

More times than you know my friend :pinkiehappy:

Who's Scarier, Pennywise, Michael Bay, or Tommy Wiseau? :raritydespair:

Pennywise. Cause unlike the other two, that thing actually has a body count.

Do you agree that M. Night Shyamalan's greatest twist was making the world think he was a good director? :rainbowderp:

Who is Keyser Söze? (Usual Suspects).

Well obviously he is from Usual Suspects.

I CANNOT ANSWER THE QUESTION IF YOU TELL ME THE ANSWER!!!!!

Where does Batman get those wonderful toys? :rainbowhuh:

He has more money than anyone in the world. Obviously he buys them or pays someone to develop them for him. Or at the very least buy the parts to he can develop them himself.

Either way. Money.

What does Marsellus Wallace Look Like?

Like Ving Rhames

Does he look like a bitch?

No.

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!! :flutterrage:
(Pulp Fiction Reference in case you somehow didn't know)

No.

GordonFreebrony

What is your name?

Sir RazortheAwesome of Fimfiction

What is your quest?

To.... write good fanfiction I guess.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African of European?
(I actually look this up. The answer really does depend on this.)

What's your social security number?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

What's your address?

Over there.

Would you mind having a stalker?

Depends.

1.) Are you female?
2.) Are you (within reason) hot?
3.) How psychotic are you?

What is the name of your first pet?

Kitty :pinkiehappy:

What's your favorite color?

I answered this question already.

What's your favorite element (periodic table)?

Carbon probably.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

What makes you think I'd know?

What is the meaning of life?

See this for the answer:

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

Well this would be easier to answer if I knew what the question was.

If you're stuck in a tree in your canoe with no headlights, how many pancakes would it take to get to the moon?

All of them.

What is the relative speed of a U-256 atom traveling on a z-plane lateral with approximately 2,000N of force?

I don't know.

How many redshirts does it take to fix a lightbulb?

One probably. I can change a lightbulb by myself....

How many redshirts does it take to defeat a lava monster?

They're redshirts. Even if they do defeat it, it's still going to take them down with it anyway, so to that end, I'd say at least 20.

Do you like her mane?

Depends... whose?

If I tould you your wife was a changeling, and it was true, what would you do?

I'd call you a liar cause I'm not married.

Now, lets say theoretically if I were married and you told me that. The answer to this depends on several factors.

1.) Does she/it (for the purposes of this I am going to assume it is a she) love me back as much as it kept saying it did?
2.) Is it still humanoid (or can at least retain a humanoid appearance)?
3.) So you're a changeling who can take on the appearance of anyone you want......... How far as you willing to take this :pinkiehappy:
(dude, think of the uses, inside the bedroom and out).

If they answer yes to all those questions (or at least the right one for question 3), then I'd still love her.

If you woke up and saw this What would you do?

Run.... Yeah. Definitely run.

And most importantly:
Why?

Because I am not into ponies.

P.S. Don't you love the hanging question at the end?

Not really, no.

P.S.S. I really don't care about those stalker-level answers. It's a running joke in the comment. So yeah. Don't tase me bro(nies)

I WILL TASE YOU WHENEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!!!

Lolz just kidding :pinkiehappy:

But seriously..... :scootangel:

The Fateweaver

What's your favourite genre of music?

Metal. Accept no substitutes.

And who is best villain?

Lucifer from Paradise Lost.

somepony1

What inspired you to make a comment driven story?

I sort of answered this already.

I was bored one day, so I decided to do it. There is nothing more to it than that.

Isumo1489

Let's see...
1.) When asked about cartoons you used to watch, which five come to mind, and do you still enjoy them?

Freakazoid
Batman: The Animated Series
Anamaniacs
Hysteria
Any kind of Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck/Roadrunner and Coyote related show

And yes to all of them.

2.) When looking for rare items in real life, or in a game, where do you start looking?

Usually in videogames when I'm on my first playthough I just play the game as is without looking for anything. If I find anything then, it's just by luck.

On my second playthough though, after I have a good handle on the levels and what's in them, I tend to look in all the places I missed before. Like say there was a passage I noticed but decided not to go down the first time, on my second time I would. Basically, now that I know the level, I have a better handle of where I should be looking. At least that's how I see it.

I don't go treasure hunting in real life though, so I can't really say anything on that.

3.) If given the choice, what would be your perfect job (Special talent)?

Writing probably.... that or talking... probably both.

4.) When meeting someone new, what questions do you ask that are important for you to know about them?

I wouldn't ask him/her any questions, I'd just stand there and let him talk. I get a better feel of a person by how they carry themselves and how they talk to me rather than asking direct questions.

If I had to ask a direct question though it would probably be this.

"Do you like videogames?" :pinkiehappy:

5.) If confronted with one of your own characters in a hallucination, how badly would you freak out?

Well considering that a majority of the characters I create can pull this off

I'd probably be running the f*ck away the moment I saw them.

And Finally, 6.) What games do you play, if any, that have good plot/lore?

What are we talking videogames, board games... drinking games....

I'm assuming you mean videogames from the plot/lore thing so I'll just go with that.

Here's a quick list of games I really like.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Devil May Cry 3
Bioshock (the first one)
The Darkness
Tales of Symphonia
Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2
Halo: Reach
Resident Evil 4, 5, and 6
Injustice: Gods Among Us
Marvel vs Capcom 3
Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Also, this was a great idea, thanks for doing it again!!

Your welcome. Sorry it took so long to get back to you :twilightsmile:

Tatsurou

Is there any chance that the characters in the story will discover that there are entities beyond them pulling strings trying to cause a specific outcome, leading to them outright fighting us and us needing to start suggesting the opposite of what we actually want to happen?

........................... Probably not.....

Any chance we can start giving what's-his-name-the-human some power ups to put him a bit more on par with magic using unicorns, flying pegasi, and super tough earth ponies?

You mean Jason, and I already gave him the power to speak phrases in Latin and make anything he imagines happen (reality bending basically) what more do you want?

Do you have any threes?

Why yes. Yes I do. In fact I have all of them.... Would you like one? :pinkiehappy:

Is there a long term eventual plot for this story, or are you just making things up as you go along?

Sort of yes and no.

Yes, there is a long term, eventual plot going on, but when and how we get to those points are left completely up to you guys.

So for the most part I am making things up as I go along, but they are reaching towards an eventual conclusion.

That doesn't mean that what you guys say doesn't matter though. The AIA, the Dalek Fleets, The Star Trek Crew, Agents Braeburn and Little Strongheart, and hell, even all the other members of The Plush and Ghost Sombra (Oh ESPECIALLY GHOST SOMBRA!!!) wouldn't have existed if it weren't for you guys. So yeah. You do still have say in what is going on.

Is a centaur actually necessary to stopping what's-his-name-big-bad-evil-mythic-guy, or will a human do just fine?

Given that a centaur would do about as much good against an Outer God as a human would, I'd say that as human will do just fine.

If a centaur will be necessary, does that mean we're going to have to start pushing our human towards sleeping with a mare, or is "Wake up with a hangover, have morning wood, See This, What the hell do you do?" taking care of that or us?

Yeah the centaur really isn't necessary. I mostly just chalked that up to Twilight's insanity. And we all know that she was insane LONG BEFORE this story started or Nyarlathotep even got there.

Exhibit A:

But yes, RainbowBob's story is pretty much taking care of all of your clop based needs for this kind of story..... when he bothers to update it that is.

Speaking of which, is that in the same continuity?

At this point.... I actually have no idea. I never really thought of it that much.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Lizards came first.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, does the crushed mime cry?

I believe the appropriate answer for this is that... A ninja did it.

...

...

...

...

Yes I know, I'm just as surprised as you are. :pinkiehappy:

Greenfang Neverclear

Can I lick your face?

Depends.

Are you female and within reason attractive?

If yes, how kinky are you? :ajsmug:

Can you put in a part where Jason discovers a Changeling hive with the bloody, screaming Greenfang Neverclear rolling around outside?

If you want to be in the side story, you have to take it up with Swimming Dalek, Gordon Freebrony, Grey Rebl, Registered Anonymous, and Broniesrponies2.

Which 5 ponies would you have an orgy with?

None. I'm not into ponies. I thought I made that very clear in the "Things people want to do to ponies" video I made a while back.

Can I tell you about Homestuck?

If I didn't know about Homestuck, I wouldn't have made this would I? :pinkiehappy:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

Already answered this question.

Will Jason ever meet that strange, perverted human in the castle?

I'm assuming that you mean RainbowBob's character from Wakeup with a Hangover, have morning wood, See this, What the hell do you do?

If so, then again. I actually have no idea. I am still not sure if these stories are in continuity with each other or not.

More than likely no.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Well I certainly am now :pinkiehappy:

RainbowBob

1. Where is that clop you said you'd write for me to enjoy?! :flutterrage:

It's coming.... eventually.... :fluttercry:

2. What is your perfect Sunday?

Sleeping for 26 hours.

3. Best cartoon of the 90's?

Already answered this... sort of.

Freakazoid.

4. Worst cartoon of the 90's?

I feel as if I'm not qualified to answer this....

If I had to guess... I'd say either Captain N: The Game Master or the Legend of Zelda cartoon series.

5. Best video game?

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

6. Best book?

John Milton's Paradise Lost

7. Best porn (links would be appreciated)?

That, I feel as if I cannot discuss with you in a blog that anybody can read :pinkiehappy:

raw19

How do you feel about....Pokemon? :trixieshiftright: (Including Anime, Manga, the card game, porn of it, clop of it, reading it and writing it.)

Don't really care for it. Played Pokemon Red and watched the TV show when I was a kid, but other than that, nothing.

Ash is a dick though so I can't really bring myself to care about it.

Seriously... watch all those episodes again, Ash is not a nice guy.... at all.

What are your feelings on clop? (Including all the things the previous question includes)

I'll let Zoidberg voice my thoughts on it

Do you watch/make AMV's?

No, not really... Don't really feel a strong desire to make one at all... can't see any reason why I would.

Favorites of the Mane 6?

I sort of already explained this in a video I did a while back, but in order.

1.) Twilight Sparkle
2.) Applejack
3.) Fluttershy
4.) Rarity
5.) Rainbow Dash
6.) Pinkie Pie

Favorites of the Princess's?

Spike: Bothersome Kid or Playa Pimp?

I put him in the same league with these guys

If you could pair Spike or Luna with someone, who would it be? Each other?

Spike: Another dragon about his age
Luna: Big Macintosh... cause WHY NOT!!!! :eeyup:

Where did you come up with this great story idea again?

Answered this twice already.

white_raven

1.can you say banana in a British accent.

DaedaltheusXIV is better with British accents than I am. So I am going to say no.

2.do you have any secret fetish that you enjoy.

Maybe :pinkiehappy:

3.how many lick's dose it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

as many as it takes.

4.can you pronounce jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaij­arisugematsufunfaimatsufuraima­tsukurunetokoronisumiyappariko­jiyapparikojibaibobaibobaibosh­uringashuringanugurindaigurind­ainobombomboribombonanojoukyuu­mechousuke (here is how you pronounce it)

Well I can't very well try to pronounce it if you give me a video that tells me how to do it.

5.do you love corndogs.

Not particularly. No...

6.do you like heavy metal,and if so what band.

Dude.... don't get my started on metal....

7.do you have a boom stick.

No.

8.what is your favored anime.

This one

BlackShadow94

Question #1: What would you do....with a drunken sailor?

I don't know... fight it probably...

Question#2: What would you do....if you were in Jason's place in the story?:trollestia:

Probably do the same thing you guys had him do. Run as fast as I can away from the crazy, insane unicorn hell bent on making me mount her and riding her into the sunset forever and ever.

And lastly, Question#3: If you saw a mountain, with six spider-like legs, and a gigantic mouth that spat giant fireballs at you, how would you react?

By running the f*ck away obviously.... or on the other hand... if one of these was available then things would be different.

Blazewings thunder

And so it begins,
You find yourself in equestria, a wonderful and loving world... or so you thought. Equestria was actually run down and taken over by a new evil villain. He takes the form of whatever that person hates the most or is the most scared of. Celestia was banished to the sun and Luna has disappeared, The main six are imprisoned and unable to be reached at the moment. Ponies are worried and full of fear for what is to come. Houses are run down and falling apart and nature has turned a horrid brown. Equestria needs you!

Now remember, you are you. This means that you don't loose any memory of any kind or change form, You're still human. You happened to bring along you're Trusty phone, but that's all you were able to bring from the human world (none of that "I happened to bring along a tank in my pocket" stuff:ajbemused:)
Who would you gain to help you on your quest? and why? (celestia and the main six are out of the question BUT, Luna is still up for grabs because she only disapeared. This means if you choose luna you have to explain how you'd find her)
what weapon would you use from equestria? (if you choose to use one)?

if after you answer this question, I gave you an answer and possibly another question sending farther on this journey, would you accept it?
how would you save the world?

(anyone else that wants to answer this as well can)

Well lets see... where to start.

Well firstly, the phone would be useless (different world and all) so it's not like it's gonna do me much good.

The first thing I would do is head into town (I'm assuming you mean for me to head into Ponyville) and try to make friends there. Lyra is a good bet, since she has knowledge of humans and would at the very least know what I am and would be a good means of getting me accepted into a community full of ponies. From there, with Lyra gained as an ally, this hopefully gets me Bon Bon too, so there is that.

From there I would see what other ponies I could get to help me. Hopefully Nurse Redheart or Zecora is available, we need a healer after all. Oh, and at least one unicorn. We need magic if we are going anywhere. As much as I would love to have Vinyl Scratch and Octavia along for the ride, I'm not sure if either of them have any skills that would be beneficial to us, so they are out.

Once that is done, and hopefully from them I can learn of the situation. First thing is first. Find Luna. She is at this moment, our best bet of finding out more about the situation and our best bet for fighting it if and when it comes to that. If not, she will hopefully be able to at least point us in the direction we should go in next.

From there, just see where the road takes me I guess.

And yes, I would accept the next question if you have another one for me.

Bring it on :pinkiehappy:

Sergiovan

Why?

Why not? :pinkiehappy:

Masterweaver

Klervin BOrkiup tren roven?
Eltho corric vae, machu nippa ken pron? Asho inks?
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Red red red red red red red red red red red red red red?

You know... no one is in command of the Orz right now.... They are your soldiers aren't they?

EpicLoggyHD

Who is your fav pokémon? :rainbowhuh:

Charizard.

Don't even need to think twice about it. :ajsmug:

Grey Rebl

1.) World War 3 happened, and after a 13-month long stalemate every country finally said that weakness cannot be tolerated. That includes the Bronies.
When making a portal to Equestria to save themselves and their families, and being turned to ponies, gryphon, diamond dog, changling donkey, mule or whatever, they have to survive in a world that was once there dream (Not really, some of them were reluctant).
However, the Bronies were separated and appeared all over the world, including whatever is outside of Equestria, and asking the Mane Six, Celestia or Luna for help is not an option.
If that is the case, where would you end up? What would you turn into? What would you do? And finally, how can you help the Bronies?

Knowing my luck I'd probably end up in either Appaloosa or Trottingham as an earthpony... Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

What would I do? Well try to fit in I guess. Start a new life for myself, make new friends, do what I gotta do to make an honest living in this new world.

As far as the bronies go though. Who says I'd wanna help them? :pinkiehappy:

2.) Am I the only one who uses tab so far in your questions? If so, can you easily read better compared to un-tabbed questions? Does it make the comment stupidly longer than it should be?

Yes, you are the only one who does this.

And no it doesn't really make it easier to read. All it means is that you maintain better grammar rules even when you're writing a simple comment on a site like this. You sir, should be congratulated.

3.) I have a big ass pizza on my kitchen table. I cut it into four pieces. What is the sin-level of this action?

.... I'm confused is eating Pizza a sin?

4.) How many of the questions do you feel that you have already answered before?

Lots, actually.

5.) You have these three Portal 2 voices: Chell, GlaDOS and Wheatley. How would you voice these three subjects with these voices: An Operative, a Lab-Pony or Nana (I know Chell is mute, but what the heck)?

Nana: GLaDOS
Operative: Wheatley
Lab-Pony: Chell

PieDisliker

What time is it?

at the time or answering this question it is 12:52 and 48 seconds in the AM.

That Pegasus Over There

Why did you decide to spilt Wake Up, See This, What Do? Into another story? It could have continued in its original, so why?

At lot of reasons really.

The main reasons though were that
1.) That story arc had already been completed, and it was time to move on to the next.
2.) To prevent the thing from getting to damn long.

And yeah there were a lot of little things, but yeah, I split them up mainly for those two reasons.

KenSES64

If flies didn't have wings would they be called walks?

I don't care what they would be called. I'd still squish them.

Which story of yours do you enjoy writing the most?

Well since Wake up. See this. What do? is the one that I have to update and keep watch of the most, probably that one.

What is your favorite running joke from Wake up, See this, What do?

Do you even need to ask? :pinkiehappy:

Snowflame vs. The Ultimate Warrior, who would win?

The answer to this question is so painfully obvious that I'm not even going to give it another thought.

Dragaen

favorite color?

Red

Jason's favorite color?

I don't know why, but I'd imagine yellow... not sure why.

if the meaning of life is 42 what is the meaning of time?

I don't know, why don't you ask Deep Thought?

what are the chances of Twilight being bat shit insane? If she is what are the chances she'll recover?

Chances of her being batshit insane: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000% yes
Chances of her recovering: I'd say extremely slim given everything that is happening

Which Doctor is your favorite?

The 10th. David Tennant.

If you were to channel your own inner character who would it be?
And I'm spent.

Probably one of my own characters.

Or if not them, probably Batman.

Good all arounder, can overcome almost any situation.

lepinkiepie

Wanna bang?

Depends

1.) Are you female?
2.) Are you attractive?

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Well, time for my commentary.

Will you say hi to Dalek Jim?

I'm pretty sure Swimming Dalek is the one running the Daleks right now. If I run into any Daleks named Jim though I'll say hi.

Jim is a red Dalek flashlight I got for my birthday.

Are you gonna read the questions bottom-to-top, or vice-versa?

I'm pretty sure I answered this question in the intro I gave.

Well, I couldn't know that, now could I?

Do you think it's cute that my now other cat's nickname is a Hostess snack treat?

I forgot to erase the "now" in the "now other cat's" part! Now it make-a no sense!

But how does that make you feeeeeeeeelll?

You forgot the damn italics!

Why can't you use the freaking capitalize anything in the little mini-scussion above?

Because I overlooked it okay. This is why I have you as my editor. You catch these things. And you are damn good at your job.

You screwed up the "okay" bit's punctuation.

Twinkies returning to shelves on July fifteenth. Your thoughts?

Never had one. So I don't really care.

YOU'VE NEVER HAD A REAL CHILDHOOD!

Do you want to write professionally?

No, but I hope to someday.

Do you want to or not!? Get you freaking answer straight...

Whoo, commentary!

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No, but I hope to someday.
Do you want to or not!? Get you freaking answer straight...
Whoo, commentary!

noticed that and changed my answer.

My bad, I read the question wrong

1243055 The "Whoo" bit is in there... Also, your "N" isn't capitalized.

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by any chance do you have an off mode for your editing? :pinkiehappy:

1243063 No. By the way, you forgot to capitalize again.

1243071 Either "dammit" or "damn it." Pick one. Anything else?

I WANTED TO ASK QUESTIONS! Hmph... *pouts in corner like little kid*

Wait, so no ending remarks? I feel as though we are being left hanging. Maybe it's just me.

1243071 Razor. I asked what was the air-speed velocity of an unladen AFRICAN swallow. You only answered the one that didn't specify.... SO YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!

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Oh... okay then

To answer your question

Here's my answers to the questions in the answers to my questions:
I don't know that.
No.
Depends on which girlfriend you ask.
Define Psychotic. Though my picture is next to the definition to insane in the dictionary. Or maybe that's a hallucination.
Because you said you'd answer every question.
It's "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?"
It's her mane........
Maybe.
Maybe.
I don't know, ask her.
OW! That taser hurt!

I can't believe you looked up the actual airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Can you give me both answers?
Also, have you read the Douglass Adam's five book trilogy or just seen the movie? The books are better.

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So I take it you're back from Larping :pinkiehappy:

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Do I have to armor up and bludgeon you with duct tape wrapped rattan?
:trollestia:

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Do you forget who you are talking to :pinkiehappy:

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BUT in either case. You're back. YAY!!!!

Status on the star trek guys:
I just had them leave the library. I was gonna add more today but... things happened with the story. So that is gonna be delayed.

1254052
what you had other plans?

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No. I just figured the picture fit.

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*reads your comment in the story
You still have all of tomorrow after you're good and rested up. Just sayin.

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Unfortunately, I'm going to be applying for a job and, surprise surprise, setting up ANOTHER camp in another area tomorrow. I feel a bit crazy, but I HAVE to go to this next camping event since I'm helping organize it. Wish I knew it conflicted with Pennsic before I agreed to it. Technically Pennsic ends Saturday. I had to leave early.

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*reads

AH F***!!!

Ah well, this actually can work for me. I got to get some things going with that story anyway. There are going to be involved in a major way in a short time, gotta set that up.

The good news is, you should be back by the time that happens. So yeah, don't worry about it at all. And I won't mistreat your characters, don't worry.

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Adding that last bit made me worry...

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