Hai · 7:08am Jul 28th, 2013
Apologies to everyone for my absence. My not-so-newborn twin girls have kept me busy. Being a father is one hell of an experience, but fuck, I love it. It's nice to know I helped create these two little bundles of life and that I'll get to watch them grow up (theybetternotbringhomeassholesfordatesbecausethensomeasskickingswillbeinorder). Anyway, yeah, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. I will sign onto Skype tomorrow afternoon, if anyone is interested.
♪I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Traaaaaanssexual, Transylvaniaaaaaaaa!♪
(Fucking love this quote system, by the way)
-- Jack