My job is to sit back and hate every shipping that isn't FlutterDash, RariJack, and Twinkie · 4:34am Jul 27th, 2013
What a lovely way to open a conversation. Well I felt like I wanted to share my opinions with you....here you go.....shippings I hate....despise....and could spit upon if possible.
Not in really any particular order, but here we go....
1. PinkieDash....why? Because....Pinkie Pie....is like.....a stalker to Rainbow Dash.....I hate it....
2. AppleDash....why? Because....they are way too similar....and competitive....would never work....only for clopfics....
3. TwiDash.......why? Because.....just....how...does that even work.....?
4. SoarinDash...why? Because....just....DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED.....straight shippings don't work because male characters suck in MLP..
5. FlutterMac.....why? Because...I would rather see Big Mac and Applebloom get together.....
6. Sparity.............why? Because....Spike...baby....dragon....Rarity....SEXY....unicorn...horse....Applejack....yeah.
See? That is my job. Anything that separates my babies from each other....I hate.
No, but really....why are those shippings even in this world? I mean....they are bad....bad shippings....I mean....just not good....terrible....goodness....
Okay. This was not to hate on anyone so if you are pissed now...then okay....but I was just bored and this is what happened.
-FlutterDash777
What about FlashLight or SunLight?
1239772 SunLight? Do you mean dear Twilestia
? Also, Flashlight can burn in Cherno Alpha's radiation chamber for all I care about Twi X Flat BG character who gets ten minutes of screen time.
Don't get me wrong, I like PinkiTwi and I like FlutterDash, but I can get behind other shippings besides. Seems a bit harsh to hate on them just 'cause they aren't your OTP.
1239807 No Sunset Shimmer and Twilight I coined the term after watching EG.
1239814 ah. Well I think Twixie is the better rivalry OTP. *Pinkie Shrug* Neither really works for me though. Twixie I can at least kinda see because Twi and Trixie complement each other well. Sunset...seems like she'd spend more time fighting Twi than shagging her, That's not a healthy relationship.
Unlike a student teacher romance1239820 I could actually see a threesome with Celestia/Sunset and Twilight. Besides Sunset's reformed after getting hit with the elements of harmony, so there is the possibility of shipping.
LOL about this blog
1239772 I don't like FlashLight....I can do the whole Sunset Shimmer and Twilight thing
1239807 Oh I'm just playing around....I still dislike them, but I don't go around hating them...this was just for my boredness
Though....Twixie is nice too....
1239901 I'm working on the first ever SunLight fic if you're interested.
Twixie is best ship
1239925 Oooooo! It should be very...very interesting
1240563 Thanks, chapter one is up. Chapter two will have to wait until I return from Tokyo in Tulsa.
Wow - uhh opinionated rant there.
I dont mind these shippings FlutterDash, RariJack, and Twinkie cuz I think there great n all but one rarity (no pun intended) of a shipping i gotten to love is RariPie
only if its done and told well
1240905 I do like RariPie at times. It grew on me
I agree with that. Its why I don't read any story that would break Flutterdash as I think, if the author can't even get the ships right, how can they write a good story.
Fluttershy and Dash should be canon. Problem solved....
Flutterdash and RariJack im mostly interested in anyway..
Twi can go with Luna sometimes.
1242329 I just wish there was more RariPie Shipping
I need Moar
1242404 I agree with you! FlutterDash should be canon then we wouldn't have this issue
I do enjoy TwiLuna as well
1243012 There isn't much of it, because unfortunately it's not as popular
1244730 Thats why we make it popular
Okay, here we go.
PinkieDash: I used to ship it, but it got old.
AppleDash: I agree.
TwiDash: Here's how: It's works along the same lines as Rarijack, but better. Twilight holds Dash back from making rash choices and gets her to think things through. Dash gets Twilight out more for adventure. They teach each other, every argument is a bonding and learning experience. Like Rarijack(good ship), their differences build each other up.
SoarDash: Male characters do not suck, they lick. There's a difference. That's the joke answer, real answer: Dash is good to him, and he's goofy enough to put up with her. Rainbow Falls(aired after this, I get it) had him betrayed by two mares who should have been his friend. He knows she would never turn his back on him like that, he would think about her, quiet a bit. As much as I like SoarDash, he can hook up with Applejack(he likes her warm apple pie, either the one on his plate or between her...), Pinkie(again, pie), or Fluttershy(she would not be a fangirl to him, neither would AJ, but she would also be easier for him to open up to).
FluuterMac: They are both quiet and shy, and very capable in what they do. They would take things slow. When she turns into FlutterRage, who else besides a gentle giant she cares for could stop her?
Sparity: Are you really calling Rarity sexy? She's not, at all. But No, Rarity is his crush, one he sees how much of a dick she is to him he'll dump her ass.
If you care, RariJack: Their difference bind them together.
Twinkie: Uh, I can't. Pinkie is not the kind of mare Twilight would go for; she's not Great and Powerful, the Most Awesome flyer around, or a blue alicorn.
FlutterDash:>implying Fluttershy likes mares
>implying Rainbow likes a mare besides Twilight
>implying Rainbow could build up FLuttershy
>implying Fluttershy would do anything besides hold Rainbow back
>implying Rainbow would could be calmed down by the pony least likely to know what it's like to have so much energy
Rainbow seems more like a wanderer. If she doesn't make the Wonerbolts(even if she does) she would not keep herself in one place for long. You think she's going to settle in boring Ponyville with a yellow tree?
That's my say. How did I do?