Being roomates with Pinkie.

ONI!

OH YEAH!? WELL

...I'm going to bed.
...fine. Geez you think living with the Element of Laughter would be easier. But noooo. As it turns out being human instantly makes you more pissy. I mean it was kinda cool at first. Breaking into other people's stories and singing under the sea but then she has a bit of meat and suddenly the world goes to shit!

I like having a roomate but i'm not gonna stop eating poultry for anyone.
I refuse to.

Now most people think Pinkie's always bubbly. Bullshit! You piss her off slightly and she will drop kick you! Believe me I have some...previous knowledge. Still feel the swelling in my eye.

I did not kick you that hard!

Tell that to my lawyer! Anyway. It's gotten to the point where I want to kick her out of the house. But who does that?! It's Pinkie Pie! The pony you want as a bodyguard! The pony who you want to go with to the raves! Why would I kick her out?

I guess that's why i'm so angry. if I really had wanted to kick her out, I would have...but I don't.

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[Serefin]

Expand on this. I've had Pinkie break into my base multiple times, a few times having turned human, and she was always that sickeningly bubbly sweet version from the show.