Welcome to T.O.P

Welcome to, That One Person's page! Here I'll write the most stupidest berated shit you-

(Hey everybody I'm Tommy, his editor-)

Damn it, Tommy! Don't interrupt me when I'm greeting the people who aren't even going to read this!

(Haha! Then why are you writing this even though no one is going to read it?)

I dunno, maybe because I want the people who will read this to know where they're at.

(Well why don't they just go to our page, it's literally right on the side of the screen. You know like the top ri-)

I fucking know how they can get to our page... Now can I please get back to writing the blog post?

(Hmmm.... How about... No...)

Fuck you, Tommy. Excuse me everyone.

(Hey, what the fuck are you doing... Put that tape down! I said, put that fucking tape down now!)

*Ten Minutes later*

... Alright, I'm back but as I was saying. Welcome to, T.O.P that one Fimfiction page that'll write the best worst fics ever created!

Have you ever wanted to read about Morgan Freeman in Equestria!? Or senseless clop that isn't even good!? Well I but you don't! But we'll write it anyways.

*Crash!*

What the fuck!?

(You thought you fucking tape me up! You thought!)

Tommy, I can explain.

(Oh really now?)

Yes I can, I told you I was writing something important.

(You're writing something that nobody is ever going to take the time to read man!)

Well... yeah I know but... Come on man I can dream can I?

(Not if you sit here writing this blog post, if you want your dreams to come true man. You gotta get down write something serious not some bullshit about Morgan Freeman or some shitty clop... That's my job anyways not yours, now get off your ass and create a fic that nobody is going to give a shit about! Go fly you fool!)