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Total Hound


"Things are best when doused with cheese." - Said Me, every day of my life

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  • 473 weeks
    Hello Pony People!

    Alright, so recently I've been curious about doing Non-Linear Stories, and thankfully I've found the program I've been looking for. Fortunately I've started. UNfortunately, it's going to take a very long time for this story to be done. Let me Explain...

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  • 508 weeks
    Back~! With News!

    So yeah, I'm back. And I have some news, whether or not it's good is up to you.

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  • 516 weeks
    Another Break Guys

    So yeah, just like last summer, I'm heading out to camp. Same camp as last time, so same rules: No electronics. I won't be getting any work done. There's a twist from last year though. Last year I was away two weeks, this year that time's been doubled. I'll be gone for four weeks. Another difference is that this year I have no parting story for you all, I have no parting chapter either. So all

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  • 517 weeks
    Next Chapter Up!

    It probably sucks... But it's been sitting stale for a long time.

    Now, about editing. I suck at it. Normally I do a very quick once over and say "it's good enough". If any of you are up to it I could really use a proofreader or an editor, because I've always sucked at editing and proofreading. So PM me if you're interested!

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  • 520 weeks
    Hey Guys~!

    The GIF covers my intro. Anyways! Down to business.

    I have a new story coming out. Yes, I know what some of you may be thinking.

    "Another one, Midnight?! You haven't finished any of your other ones!"

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Jul
14th
2013

Ignore this. · 6:50am Jul 14th, 2013

This is a story blog for me and Draconis to write in.

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Comments ( 176 )

So where to start though?

1210154
I liked the original idea for the story on my page when we were the only ones writing.

Oh about the Changelings and being thrown off a boat by a drunkard?

1210162
And you botching a spell during the invasion and sending me into your world just before I drown yes!

1210154
(Right when Chrysalis shouts "Do it!")

Chrysalis: Do it!

1210164 (Alright then, let's pick that up where I was about to receive the order from the queen and let's do the Boat scene too.)

*I bow low.* My Queen, what are your orders?

Chris: Matthew dude! Come on and have a drink!

1210169
Fine. Red wine slightly chilled. Do not spike it, or I swear to god you will enter the river headfirst!

1210169
Chrysalis: Cast 'The Spell'

1210175 Chris: Fine... pussy. *He hands you a glass of red wine but trips and knocks you off the side of the boat.*

Me: Yes Your Highness! *I run off to a more secluded area of the battle and begin the spell.*
(sorry, my internet can be sporadic at times.:twilightangry2:)

1210189
(Ah. It could be me, it IS three in the morning here.)

*hits the water and my pant gets caught on something, I can't get to the surface. I'm slowly running out of air and slipping unconscious.*

1210193 (Trust me, it ain't you.)
*A small blast of green lightning fires into the air, creating and arcanic circle as the summoning spell goes to work.*
Guards: Stop that Changeling!
Uh oh...

1210206

*Just before I slip unconscious I see a bright green fire. The I K.O.*

1210209 No the spell! You worthless ponies!! You ruined it! *I see something fall from it.* Hm... maybe not. *I fire off a few blasts at the pony guards, trying to keep them away from you as I charge off to catch you.*

1210212
*You catch me and I wake up for a moment, sees you* .......Oh god.....*passes out again.*

1210215 Hm.. something tells me this went wrong on so many levels. *The guards surround me and several Changelings. We lost.* Damn it. *I look at you.* You had better be worth the trouble.

1210216
*Shifts slightly in your grip* What-.....what happened?......*looks around sees you and me surrounded by a bunch of ponies.* *smiles* Aw how cute they're wearing armour....

1210219 Seriously? You find these things cute in armour? Who are you? Or better still... what are you?
Guard: Get moving!
Fine! I'm moving you waste of fur! *I walk with you on my back.* Word of advice: Don't make any sudden movements.

1210223
Aw come on? I might as well have some fun. As it's pretty clear that I've fucking LOST IT!

1210229 *I grin.* You honestly think this is a delusion? *I pick you off with my magic and give you a small whack on the head before putting you back on my back.* Proof enough?

1210231
.....yep. Proof enough....... *turns to the guards* .....Nice to meet you stallion guards that I said were cute two minutes ago......*mumbles* i have got to watch what I'm saying one of these days....

1210232 That would be prudent. Guard, where is my Queen?

1210234
Guard: Don't worry. You'll see your 'Queen' soon enough....

1210240 Brilliant. Is she alive at least? Can you at least tell me that much?

1210241
Guard: Oh she's alive all right.

(Hey. I'm heading to bed now, have to get some rest for tomorrow. Bye.)

1210245 At least she is alive then. You ponies are probably torturing her aren't you?
(K see you later then. Maybe.:twilightsheepish:)

1210247
*walks up behind him* No. They aren't. She is only being held in the dungeons. Nice to know they're is another human here finally. I was getting lonely.
(Gtg to church later. So wont get on for a while.)

1210411>>1210245 So that's what he is. You are a hooman as well I take it?

1210423
Not entirely. *hand glows, and Matthews' body is floated over to me* Thank you for returning him to me. Take him to the dungeons with his queen. *walks off*

1210245>>1210428 *I roll my eyes.* Right then pony boy... show me your illustrious accommodations.

1210432
Guard: Move.
*lays Matthew on the bed* It will be a long time before he wakes up......*walks out and to the dungeons, seeing you in the same cell as Chrysalis* So, the great changeling queen and her....right hand changeling I'm guessing? Have been captured. The shame that will come from this.

1210435 Shame shame boo hoo. Bye! *I charge up my horn and the pair of us vanish from the cell... only to appear just outside the dungeon entrance. I breathe heavily.* Well, that worked. We best run now my Queen! *The pair of us fly off into the air.*

1210436
*spreads wings and takes of after you, grabbing you both and pinning you two to the ground* Nice try. *teleports back to the dungeon, and throws you two in, placing an anti magical shield around it* There. Now you aren't going anywhere.

1210438 You're lucky it took almost everything I had to get us out the first time... *I grin at you.* Almost. You won't stop me from trying again.

1210441
Oh really? *grabs your horn, breaking it off* Now try and cast magic. *throws it against the wall*

1210447 *I look at my broken horn and then back at you, screaming in pain.* AHHHH!!! *Blood pours out from the base where it was torn off.*

1210449
*heals the wound, stopping the bleeding* Would you like to try again?

1210450 Sadly for you my horn will eventually grow back. *I place a hoof on the wound and wince. It's tender.* One of these days I will make you pay for that.

1210452
Uh huh. I'd like to see you try and attack a god. *looks at your shocked expression* Oh you didn't know? God of death. Pleasure to meet you.

1210455 *I growl.* I thought the gods were too high and mighty to come to the physical plane.

1210456
Not really. Your gods maybe. But not mine. It doesn't matter whether your horn grows back or not. You aren't going anywhere. *summons 5 hellhounds, and chains them to the wall next to you, you just out of their reach* These chains will snap if the shield feels a disturbance, and they will kill you.

1210461 *I glare at them as they snap at me.* Mongrels... Your tactics will not work on me. I don't know what brings to the physical plane but I will never rat out my Hive.

1210462
You don't need to. I already found it.

1210464 *I look at you with a mixture of hate and shock.* Don't you dare... don't you dare attack my Hive.

1210466
Don't worry. I won't. *grins* Not without you watching. *laughs, walking out*

1210469
*I walk up to a guard* Round up every available guard. We're attacking the changeling hive. And Chrysalis and her friend are going to watch.

1210470 *I look at the hellhounds and to the Queen.*
Your Majesty... I am sorry. I have failed us.

1210471
Chrysalis: No......I've failed them. It was foalish of me to think I could take canterlot.

1210473 *I shake my head.* No... We were starving... you did what you thought was best at the time but... I am glad he doesn't know my trump card.

1210474
Chrysalis: What is it? Can you get us out of here?

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