Happy birthday to me!

Yep, I was born twenty years ago on the 9th of July. I don't care what date it is where you are, it's the 9th in Australia, that's all that matters to me.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I don't feel any different. Why does society seem to make a big deal about this? "Congratulations for surviving one more year in this crapsack world"? Gimme Equestria any day, man.

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[Flabbergasted]

Happy Bday blowjob!

[Cold Spike]

Happy Birthday.

[LtCWest]

Well, its 9th in Europe so...
HAPPY B-DAY!!!

[Speven Dillberg]

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Is this a BJ from you, or from Flutters? Because I'd happily take one from Flutters.

[The dead Pixel Brony]

Happy birthday!

Oh, theres a shitstorm a brewin' 'round imjustanotherbrony, so get on your buthurt gear!

[Flabbergasted]

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[TheGreatSako]

Happy Damnit-I'm-still-here day!

[MrDenim]

It's 3 AM in the States so Happy 20th!

[Shpoople96]

Celebrate being one year closer to death...

[Lolsternater]

Huh, mine's not that faraway either, on the fifteenth. Anyway, happy birthday! Now go get drunk.

[AccessDeniedLULZ]

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[Sparklight]

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[Genesis1212]

happy bday to ya! i turned 20 this year as well on february 9th

[re- Yamsmos]

Happy birthday!

[HiveLordLusa]

Ah, Happy Birthday, mate!

[OnederMan]

Happy Birthday bro! I can't say I'm turning 20 this year also, but congratulations on another decade on this dang planet.

[RoadRunneR]

I turned 20 two months ago, and I know the feeling, mate. Happy birthday to you nonetheless!

[Someguy987]

It's taken you twenty years to figure that out? Congrats, and brace yourself because yourself because there's another fifty or so just like it.

[Medium-Chan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Appledash13]

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[Loeden]

Happy birthday, whippersnapper!

[Blacklaw]

Happy birthday.

[nothing_to_see_here]

Look on the bright side of life! You live in Australia, a proud former colony founded by, well, convicts..... But at least you don't have problems with invasive species like we do in Michigan! ..... Except for the frogs and the rabbits...... Your country is beautiful? I mean I don't really study geography so I assume the interior is a massive dustbowl..... Fuck it, your an Aussie, go ride around on your kangaroo, kill and eat a koala, and make yourself a platypus egg omelette Go desicrate an aborigine burial ground, do they even have those! I don't know!

Anyway happy birthday!
I know I'm late, fuck off, I'm lazy and so are all of you.

[Speven Dillberg]

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Firstly, it's cane toads, not frogs. There are also foxes, feral dogs and cats, half-breed dingoes that are vicious because they have dog blood...
The interior is a dustbowl, you got that right.
We eat the kangaroos, tenderest meat around, though you want to marinate it first, kinda bland otherwise. As for koalas and platypi, we don;t eat them. Ever.
As for Aboriginal burial grounds, I don't think they have them.

Still, congratulations, you managed to be incredibly racist. I hope you're happy with yourself.

[nothing_to_see_here]

1210221 eh, kinda. I'm joking and going off of what little I know of Australia. God knows I'd eat a panda given the chance, but then again, wouldn't we all?