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Sir Clopsolot


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  • 602 weeks
    Name Change

    I've been getting pretty tired of my old name so I decided to change it to the greatest name ever conceived!
    :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

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  • 613 weeks
    I have returned!...kinda

    so after getting EVE and completely losing interest in all things pony I've been feeling this urge to pony it up again so I might be working on something soon if I'm in the mood

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  • 621 weeks
    Fallout Equestria vs Project Horizens

    I was pretty bored so I decided to analyze and compare my two favorite fanfics and then decided to make a video about it.

    Here's the first part of what's going to be a four part analysis

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  • 622 weeks
    magnum opus

    Currently working on a FoE-styled fic that's been in the works for a couple months now. It's actually take two on a story that I already posted, Forgotten Homeland, but I didn't like where I was going with it so I withdrew and went back to the drawing board. It's the same story with the same characters, just changed the way the way the story would be structured and tried to polish it up a bit

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  • 623 weeks
    Curses!

    Every time I say I'm going to do something I get distracted and completely invested in something else. Last time it was Fallout 3 and New Vegas. This time it's the Splinter Cell games. Dam you video game addition! Stop getting in the way of my pony addiction.

    I want to pony pony,
    I feel like just a croney.
    I need to pony pony,
    but I can't get in the zoney!

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Apr
1st
2012

Updates + Comicon · 4:34am Apr 1st, 2012

Update info for whoever cares

Doctor Whooves:
Sorry for the delays but rest assured I'm still working on Sea of Dreams but *cough cough* but finals week kind of got in the way...then I got sucked back into Skyrim. Then I bought The Witcher 2...Then Mass Effect 3 came out. See where I'm going with this? Well next chapter will be the final part of Awakening and after that we're going to find out just how our favorite Doctor got where he is and exactly what ended up happening in his flashback dreams.

Across The Pinkieverse
So this silly little fic was the first thing I ever wrote and the idea for it was the very reason why I even bothered starting with fanfics. I know, I know, it's been a few months since it updated but don't worry I haven't abandoned it! I got the first 1k words written a few days ago and I'm jumping between writing four different fics at the same time so it'll be out whenever it happens to be finished. I'll be posting a preview and I'd appreciate any comments/critisims/passing remarks.

Comicon
I live in Seattle, WA and we had a comicon there! Pretty sweet, my first ever convention, and I just gotta say It was freaking awesome. Tara Strong and Rob Paulsen had signings and panals there but sadly half an hour wasn't early enough so I didn't get to see Tara :( I was actually pretty surprised at how little brony merch there was there, just like 1 shirt, a g3.5 (eeeeew) shirt, and some buttons and badges. BUT there was a giant cardbord cutout of Twilight Sparkle there signed Twilightlicious by Tara. Oh also, Pinkie Pie Pie (srry don't know how to embed a pic into here) http://kawkill.deviantart.com/art/Pinkie-Pie-Pie-293406110

Preview

So the next chapter is going to be on the fic Forever, which yes also has a 4th wall breaking pinkie. It starts exactly where the last chapter left off, Pinkie will be returning her first haul to Pink Snooty (im going to start calling them code name pink one, two, etc. or something like that for less confusion and maybe do some silly Kids Next Door spoof for the final party battle once I get 5 Pinkies) after a bit of sillyness Pinkie is going jump into the Forever fic and confuse the living hell out of our favorite wizzard for hire even more so with a duel Pinkie tag team. So here's what I got so far for the pre-jump sillyness:


"Yet another beautiful Equestrian morning." Weather Report said to no one in particular as he took his daily stroll through the park. As expected no one was really paying much attention to him since he had what had to be the stupidest special talent in Equestria. Even more so than little prick Pokey Pierce.
A few ponies spared a half second glance when he talked to himself. He was the same bland, boring, and ridiculously annoying earth pony, except for one minor difference. In his left ear he now sported a single black earring with a little skull dangling from the bottom. "Wow ponies are starting to notice me a bit more. This is so awesome. Maybe now ponies will realize the importance of consistent weather updates and take me more seriously."
He felt a tapping on his shoulder. Physical contact with another living pony: something he hasn't experienced since before he discovered his amazing talent for awkwardly pointing out the weather. He turned around and faced the other pony with teary eyes. "The reason no one takes you seriously is because you're as likeable as a hemorrhoid. I just wanted to let you know that."
"Oh wow! Someones actually talking to me," He said to himself with a bigger grin than he had any right to have. The other pony just bowed her head and sighed. She turned and walked away, not even dignifying him with a response. "This calls for a celebration!" Weather Report turned into a gallop towards Sugarcube Corner, literally the only place in Ponyville that sells anything for such self-indulgences.
He made it to the front of the sweet shop slightly out of breath. The front door was open and slanted, hanging on the bottom hinge as a result of being bucked open with the force of a thousand butterflies. The weather-reporting pony trotted in, paying no mind to the damage. He was greeted by the scarred, eyepatch sporting, beret wearing pink pony that was minding the counter.
"YOU!" She lashed out at him, eye flaming with fury, pointing an overly extended hoof at him. The grizzled pink pony hurdled over the counter and in one swift motion used the momentum to launch herself at Weather Report. The impact knocked him him on his back and he found himself pinned to the ground in much the same way as their first meeting.
Pink Snooty showed her gritting teeth as she growled like a beast. She drew back her hoof and Weather Report recoiled in anticipation of the strike.
"You think you're funny!?" Punch.
"You think you're clever!?" Another Punch.
Pink Snooty used her punching hoof to pull up the bloody face of her victim, who in all honesty deserved the beating. Their faces made physical contact as Pink Snooty looked into his eyes, staring into the deepest recesses of his soul. "You make me sick!"
She forcefully shoved his head back down into the floor, the impact causing him to cry and whimper. "Aaaaaah! I'm s-s-sorry!"
Pink Snooty was about to continue her assault but the pathetic excuse for pony was saved by the sound of a hole ripping through the fourth wall. From the hole emerged two Pinkie Pies, physically indistinguishable from one another.
"Sweet mother of God there's three of them!" the traumatized Weather Report fearfully pointed out as he started to back away towards the exit. Pink snooty wasn't pinning him down anymore but was still glaring, thankfully non-literal, daggers at Weather Report.
"Consider yourself lucky," she whispered to him, "Don't think this means you're off the hook." With that he scampered onto his hooves and desperately limped out as fast as he could, which wasn't fast at all. Somehow being punched in the face twice by Pink Snooty had broken an arm and a leg.


lemme know what you think in the comments :pinkiehappy:

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