The Conversion Burro

So I was reading a thread earlier and someone was complaining about how people have strong dislikes of The Conversion Bureau and a thought happened. What about a story about a Vampire/Zombie/Lycanthrope that turned the infected into donkeys, aka Burros. Is it lack of sleep that makes this seam like a good idea or just my sleep deprived state.

On a sad note every time I type Lycanthrope, the spell check on the site wants to correct it to Misanthrope.