Single Greatest Comment of all time · 2:34am Jul 4th, 2013
"Matt Ward"
Player Knight: Rise up Unsubscribe Crusaders! The hour of justice HAS COME!
Player Soul: Can you feel it Blizzard? Closing in all around you. The WC3's justice has been awaken, the sins of the past has finally caught up to you. You will be called to account.
For all the atrocities you've commited.
The unspeakable expensions you let loose upon this World.
And the subscribed players you've enslaved.
Though my soul was one of the first to be devoured by your evil.
Thousands more bound within this game.
And they cry out for a release.
Look now too your subscriptions, Blizzard.
For the Champions of Unsubscription gather at your gates!
*epic chorus*
*Blizzard stares long into the Pandaria collector edition*
Blizzard: LET THEM COME, PANDARIA HUNGERS!
Fall of the Blizzard Patch 3.124.3412353145.654.53.5.534.543.4645.34.3234