One month! · 1:15pm Jul 1st, 2013
Well, it's been more than a month since I joined and it was fun. So, here is a little thank you to everyone:
I trotted along the busy streets carefully, wary for any pink ponies popping up. I heard sobbing and turned around to see a pony sitting on the side of the street,sobbing into his food(some really good type) while trying to read a (very sad) book with music blaring from behind him.
"Why, hello", said a surprisingly calm voice in the middle of all the noise. I turned around and saw .... the ruler of Equestria ,the moon princess. wait....PRINCE!!
"wait....what...you're supposed to be....how....but You're a princess", I blabbered.
He looked at me carefully. "Are you all right?", he asked me, but I wasn't paying any attention.
"YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS AND NOW I CAN'T DATE YOU", I howled.
He stared at me for a few seconds, and opened up a portal and walked into it without another word. I stood there lamenting the loss of....nothing, I realised, reflecting on how awkward it would be. I looked up and realised there was somepony stepping out of the portal. The pony brushed himself off and glanced at me.
"oh dear,oh dear", he muttered,shaking his head "this is bad".. and his head burst into flames. I fainted right then and began dreaming about zebras waving at me and for once, not rhyming.
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I woke up with MY head feeling like it was on fire and a note clenched in my hooves. I groggily lifted my hoof and registered some part of the note. psychiatrist......insufficient medicinal fees..........took manual labour amount....P..flame I blinked and searched for my money. My 5 bits!! My mind began to formulate what had happened. That pony would have been in the process of taking me to his clinic or wherever he worked. He would have checked my pockets to see if I had enough money and dumped me off over here and taken all my money because he did some MANUAL LABOUR carrying me here. I snarled,crumpled the note'Bloody psychiatrist and threw it behind me.
"Ow. Watch where you throw stuff.", hissed a voice. I whirled around and almost shrank back. In front of me was a pony with a weird hat that covered half his face. His eyes gleamed in the darkness and I almost expected his face to be covered with scars. He looked like something out of a horror movie.
"Who ARE you?", I asked.
He glanced at me. "I am unimportant." He stepped forward into the light. I gasped. He looked normal."What matters is who YOU are."
I shivered in the cold. He glanced at me and walked away.He returned"Here.", he said, tossing me a blanket."Nights get chilly here."
I chattered back a 'thanks'. "It's almost midnight. Don't you sleep?"
"I sleep occasionally", and he vanished.
I lay there, until dawn and then I walk out. A little later, a pony bumps into me. He apologises and takes me to the hospital, despite my continuous protests.
I sigh, lying down in a bed. Another pony,wearing a shirt but no pants, walks up to me. "You clearly have a case of 'ponitumoscus'." I stare at him.
"You're clearly not a doctor."
He frowns and then sighs, "yeah, I know. I never tried it much, only once in high school.", he grins "Don't ask", he hastily adds, noticing my expression. He pauses,"wait. why am I in here?"
I sigh." I have no idea what you or I am doing in here. Now, I don't know about you, but I'm getting out of here."
I walk out and I hear a hiss. I turn around and see someone beckoning to me."Hey", he says, " I need help for edit my story. can you help me?"
"OK", I reply.
****(then, because I get tired, and run out of stuff to write about, I end the story. )
And it's mostly in chronological order. :)
I don't know if I should be happy or terrified from my part in this...
Oh well.
Happy monthiversary!
Oh man, this was great! And...
1180966 I like Luna,( the princess, not you. You're a jerk who writes good stories)
Y U NO WRITE PINKIE!
1181678 Thank you, I guess....
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Uh oh, I have no streamers to blow, and it's almost two months. I didn't want it to be 2 months when I post it. So i thought I'll just post it now.
1182339
Because I haven't been in my usual random environment to inspire me, and the last time I tried to write Pinkie by force, I ended up with a half finished abomination of a chapter featuring a pointless meth junkie gag. That's not a joke.
Trust me, if I could get in the right mood and mindset, I'd be putting out chapters as fast as I did in the first month, but I refuse to put up something that I realize is bad.
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Ooooh! Mr. Author's box is so much smaller!
It's so cute! Here, have a look!
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No! Gummy! We don't put the weird little box Mr. Author uses in our mouths!
Ok, now remember our plan? Good Gummy!
*deep breath*
*sees DarthFlame's comment*
Wait, what? Awwwwww! Alternate Ending Pinkie beat us here!
…Oh well. Have a happy monthiversary ABP!
Oh, and Gummy says so too!
Oh my
1182398 Uh... you DO realise that doesn't tell much, don't you?
1182383 You got a laptop?? It could be something else, but with Gummy you can't really tell.
1183114
I usually work off a laptop (desktop literally exploded) I was actually referring to my phone. How she typed on these tiny buttons with hooves I'll never know.
1183121 I thought it was a phone, but then I thought Gummy's mouth was stretchable.
1183113 I am speechless, rather.