Reviewing a so-called Game · 4:21am Jun 16th, 2013
So I found this stupid My Little Pony tumblr thing where you can randomly (without choice) choose six things: A teacher, a sibling, a best friend, who you're married to, who rescued you, and who your enemy is. It was kinda boring considering it was a click-and-drag game with the pictures changing at blinding speeds and your hopes of getting the one you want for each is slim to none. It really should have been a multiple answer question list with a variety of many questions, but I'm sure the maker didn't have the time, the resources, or the patience to make it like that. Not to mention the lack of acknowledging instructions for the freakin' thing. "Click and drag the pictures you ignorant *ssholes". Yeah, last time I'm gonna fall for something as deceptively interesting as that. But anyway, here's what I managed to get from the game.
My teacher is - Twilight Sparkle
That was both lucky and pretty cool. If I were ponified, I would, without question, be a Unicorn. But I'd be a Unicorn with elemental magic, like fire, water, wind, ice, energy, earth, light, darkness, etc. The catch is that it has an effect on my mentality, and my sanity, and I sometimes have magic overload attack where my magic just bursts uncontrollably with random effects to who or whatever it hits. Twilight would no doubt take interest in my magic capabilities and try to teach me how to control it, to some extent.
My sibling is - Pinkie Pie
What a coincidence. My little sister loves Pinkie. Both are incompetent and quick to assume things. That's what I hate about people the most, they always assume stuff, assume the worst, and assume they are right when, reality check, they're DEAD WRONG. But that doesn't mean I hate my sister. I still love her, despite how bratty she can be.
My best friend is - Discord
As if I couldn't add more to my already devious nature to be chaotic and crazy. Me + Discord = You'd better run like your life depends on it, because it just might. >:)
Married to - Luna
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I think my heart just skipped a beat or two. I'm married to the Princess of Night and Dreams? I don't know about you all, but I truly love nighttime, for realzeez. And an Elemental Unicorn the husband of a Moon Alicorn Princess? That's like mixing milk with hot sauce, it's AN EPIC WIN!
Rescued by - Spike
OK, I had to really ponder about this. Spike being my savior. If Spike were like my age and had some OOMPH to him like he did in For the Ones we Love by FlimFlamBros., that would be one helluva sight to see. As for toddler Spike, I could imagine him drinking a freakin' two liter of hot sauce before unleashing a huge fireball that would incinerate whatever he saves me from. The producers really need to make a redeeming show for Spike involving him being BAD-ASS and saving everyone from danger, or something.
My enemy is - Rainbow Dash
Now this I know for a FACT would be true. I can be rough and tough and whatever else has something to do with brutality. I've wrestled a full grown wolf with my bare hands before, and I left the fight victorious, but not without itchy bite marks all over my arms. And for all I know, a horse bite probably hurts more, but this Elemental Unicorn versus the R-Dash would end with the both of us just out of breath, beaten, bruised, and covered in bites. Not to mention my sister's friend, who doesn't like me very much, loves Rainbow Dash, so it's coincidentally fitting as well.
So yeah, that's the thing. Not the best "game" I've seen or played, but it works, somewhat. Have fun with whatever you're doing, I'ma go spike the punchbowl and watch me folks get smashed.
HAPPY MERRY SUMMER BREAK VACATION, ya cock-a-doodled lobotomy patients!
Where is this game? Sounds like the type of thing that I would fail at.
1147635 Right here.