I had an interesting message conversation with ~Drawponies. Topic: Who is best pony · 1:50am Jun 8th, 2013

~073247132 May 27, 2013
The Black is hooves down my favorite equine.

*drawponies May 28, 2013 Professional Digital Artist
I still love Rainbow Dash ^^

~073247132 May 28, 2013
My second favorite after Spitfire, she wears aviators for Celestia's sake!

*drawponies May 28, 2013 Professional Digital Artist
*Squee* Spitfire is AMAZING! This makes you AWESOME!

~073247132 May 28, 2013
Yay! :-D Did you figure out who The Black is?

*drawponies May 29, 2013 Professional Digital Artist
Could you please explain?

~073247132 May 29, 2013 ~073247132 May 29, 2013
Have you ever read the... Black Stallion XD

*drawponies May 30, 2013 Professional Digital Artist
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~073247132 May 31, 2013
It's a old story, so a boy is on a tanker with family for a trip. While on the boat, he manages to find where livestock was being kept,and meets a...(wait for it)... Black stallion.

The story then progresses to a point when the ship's destroyed in a storm, and the same stallion drags the boy to safety to a nearby island. They part ways after the boy awakens the next morning, but over the course of the story the stallion gets named, The Black, and saves the boy multiple times.

Eventually they get saved and the boy takes ownership of the horse.

*drawponies 6 days ago Professional Digital Artist
Needs more ponies

~073247132 5 days ago
Okay then... let's back track.

~It's an old story. So a colt is on a tanker with his family for a trip. While on the boat, he manages to meet a...(wait for it)... human.

The story then progresses to a point when the ship's destroyed in a storm, and the human drags the pony to the safety of a nearby island. They part ways after the colt awakens the next morning, but over the course of the story the human gets named, The Black, and saves the colt multiple times.

Eventually they get saved and the colt becomes roommates with the human. The story ends with them chilling on the back porch, watching the sun go down with a pint of cider to commemorate their friendship.~

I you want, I could really 'smurf' or make a short draft of this story for your personal entertainment.

*drawponies 5 days ago Professional Digital Artist
Still needs more ponies XD

(seriously hilarious dude )

~073247132 5 minutes ago
~It's an old story. So a colt is on a tanker with his family for a trip. While on the boat, he manages to meet a...(wait for it)... human. After taking the time to sneak into the hold to met him, they quickly become friends before a storm created by the evil forces of Equestria threatens its safety.

Having prior knowledge that said villian would strike at that time,Celestia sends the mane six to the rescue. Being unable to swim, Spike is left behind to clean the library as Twilight and her friends take a chariot out to defeat the ancient villain, Aquarious; a dastardly seapony that wishes to sink the landmasses and make aquatic animals the supreme race.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, the colt, his name is Bradford or Brad for short, has helped the other ponies accept that Jasper, the human, is not a threat and can help with his abilities. The other passengers are skeptical until Jasper manages to save a filly by catching a falling crate. The passengers then proceed to work together to turn the floating tanker into a defensive location against Aqua's stormy assault.

Arriving during the preparation, the mane six land their chariot on the tanker as the ships captain informs them of the situation. Thanking him, Twilight and her friend proceed to fight Aquarious. Trying their best, the six fail because the water keeps making the elements of harmony beam to go off-coursec and their abilities can't seem to affect the magic of Aquarious's trident(I 'definitely' mentioned that somewhere).

Returning to the ship in defeat, the mane six go on a soul searching journey aboard the ship as they try to think of a new way to defeat the powerful opponent with the power of friendship of harmony and friendship.

Hearing a cry go up among the ships residents, the mane six end their journey and arrive to the bow of the ship for a surprising sight. Brad and Jasper had secretly jerry-rigged a fishing rod and had managed to hook Aquarious, before reeling him on board. Powerless out of the water, Jasper and Brad proceed to beat up the mean, old (not to mention cranky) seapony until he promises not to ever hurt people again. Jasper then takes the trident and snaps it over his knee, as the gathered ponies rush him to give their thanks and apologize for being so judgmental.

Then Pinkie throws a huge party, where the powerless Aquarious and his followers learn of the power of friendship, turning them into good seaponies.

Twilight then writes a letter to Celestia saying how she and the mane six managed to save the day, using the morale, "the enemy of my enemy, is my friend." Not caring much for what the females wrote, or for the party, Brad and Jasper share a few words of thanks from a secluded area before a pretty little filly tells Brad how heroic he was punching the scary seapony. When the filly gives Brad a peck on the cheek for being her hero, the story ends with Brad and Jasper sharing a bro-hoof.~

And that took so much time to write because I couldn't stop lolling. Hope you enjoy the overload of ponieness.

My mind hurt after I looked over my writing... the 8ell with it, I kept laughing while writing this and didn't care how bad the grammar was. I wonder if anyone would even read a story like this if it was posted, it just seems so illogical.
*Cue, The Psychopath, for witty intro joke*

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