Some interesting facts about Applejack · 10:35pm Jun 6th, 2013
Applejack is dead, but she hasn't realized.
In fact everypony in Sweet Apple Acres are ghosts.
And yet that doesn't prevent best pony to appear in the show.
Even from having more own episodes in S3 than certain fashion designer.
Yes:
Rainbow Dash in an smurf in disguise.
Pinkie Pie is high all the time
Fluttershy tries hard to be cute, but we all know that she's into weird stuff deep inside.
And let's not talk about Twilight.
Rarity even has a crush for Applejack.
Rarity's dream is one day become even half the mare than Applejack is.
Also fashion design, but that's a story for another blog post.
But let's cut here with the marshmallow monster disguising herself as a pony. Here some interesting facts about The Best Pony:
-->>"The Best Pony!!!"<<--
She's was indisputably the cuttes baby ever alive.
Her cuteness even killed her parents.
And... yes. Applebloom is adopted.
Applejack is the coolest pony when she wants, without even try.
That's a paradox, just to let you know.
And Applejack may be not very lady like when she's sleeping, but who wanna sleep being next to her anyways?
She has a nice and firm butt.
And has a great control over it.
And she's one of those girls that look even better when wearing clothes.
Applejack for some reason, tastes to Apple.
Sweet, delicious apples.
And she's a very, very sweet mare.
Applejack is also an Apocalipse pony, and is prophesied that she will destroy the world some day.
(I hope soon, friking world has me tired.)
She has a Super-Saiyan Level bucking technique.
She can even buck herself.
She's a protective and reliable pony.
And could kill you if she wanted.
She has strong sturdy teeth.
And she loves everypony and everyone all the same.
And she's more loyal and generous than any other shipping that she has had.
Also, drinking pony is best pony.
That's why the world:
All that makes Applejack my waifu. I don't know why she is so unpopular.
I would shotgun-in-my-back-marry, this mare, any day.
I would like to rub her belly knowing that she's carring my offspring.
And I don't fricking care what biology says. I sure wanna give it a try.
That's why Applejack is best pony:
Now you better leave a comment, or when you open this picture of Celestia in another tab to see the little pictures from which this is made off, your computer is going to explode!
I'd tap her butt, but I'd rather sex up Pinkie or Twilight. I'm more a bookworm than a farmer, and I actually have held a conversation with someone even more random (in speech) than Pinkie before.
sorry but i have a thing for rainbows.........................but applejack comes second
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1128880 I agree with Pinkie Pie but not Twilight. I would definitely be with Pinkie, because she is obviously the type of pony to be willing to do nearly anything during sex.
. Other then that Fluttershy would be the my favorite to have a relationship with because I simply love how cute her shyness is.
Can't unsee.
1128910 Woof.
1128914 I honestly have Fluttershy tied with Rarity in my list of the Mane 6, which looks like this:
3. Twi/Pie
5. AJ
6. Rares/Shy
8. Dash
Those are my faves amongst the Mane 6, currently.
1128911 I think you mean:
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You're lucky I didn't say anything about Trixie this time.
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B'coz she's like a supersmuff of sorts.
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This one makes more sense, don't you think?
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But I love Applejack! Why is she so hated?
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La-La-La-La, I caaaaan't heeeear you.
1128880 Pinkie real love, are the parties, It never was Super Big Mac.
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I hate southern accents. Applejack is worst pony.
1128932 I think your numbers are off.
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You don't have to, you little cute thing.
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You're my big super smurf.
1128962 That's the exact same image.
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What were you sayin'?
1129059 Applejack is worst pony because she has an annoying southern accent.
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1129068 You were obviously not raised in the south, you get very sick of that accent very fast.
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Southern accents. So hilarious.
Actually that's the only thing I can add to this. I don't want to mess with trollestiasubject too much.
Edit: also that picture already did break my computer without even being opened.
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Yes. Your shed tears over your broken computer are the serum that keeps my Queen alive.
I mean... sorry for the picture, I'm gonna make it smaller, try again... now.
1129086 Lol.
1128986 Never expect me to be her real love. I'd just love having a convo with her.
1128993 Eenope. The numbers are as is, because:
1. Applebloom/Pipsqueak
3. Twi/Pie
5. AJ
6. Rares/Shy
8. Dash
9. Babs/Sweetie
11. Scoots
1129138 Alrighty, then.
1129103 and it only exploded once this time. Progress! Sadly I cannot find the hilarious image with "best background pony" on it. Mostly because I can't sarcasm with you.
This thread contains a great many apples.
I approve.
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