Jun
6th
2013
Oh, look. Another blog post. · 12:45pm Jun 6th, 2013
I've been lookin' at cello stuff on the "Bay After D".
It makes me really want to run out there and get as many resumes as I can find.
I want to play the cello so bad.
I frickin' love classical music, but I bet I'd love being able to play it a helluva lot more...
Heh, I almost censored "helluva".
Then I remembered that this was my blog.
WHEEEE!
My train of thought had another head-on collision with my ADHD...
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Runcible Spoon · 268 views
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Were there any survivors?
1127838
Alas, there were none...
I didn't even survive.
You're talking to a fully sentient (though rarely sapient) AI.
I believe I just insulted myself.
Lol.
HAMBUHGER!
Dude, you really need to fire that conductor. I think he's drinking on the job.
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I Voud Ike to By a hamdabergar!
please tell me you caught that reference.
1127986
Indubitably.
1128000 I mean come on, how many casualties has he caused. He even took the life of, poor, little, defenseless spoon!!!
1128004
I was agreeing with you. lol
1128006 I HAVE MY RIGHTS, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
1128013
Calm down.
Just mollify okay?
1127996
I did.
Indeed, that was what was going through my artificial mind as I typed it.
1128019 *Heavily panting* Okay... Okay, I think I can do that...
*pulls out a tommy gun*
EVERYPONY JUST CALM THE BUCK DOWN!
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1128019
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Good man.
1128034 *Throws arms in the air* Wow, man. Just don't do anything you might regret.
1128036>>1128024
YOU JUST NEED TO CALM DOWN!
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1128044
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IGNORANCE AND APATHY, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BRONY?
I DO WHAT I DO ON PURPOSE, THERE IS NO REGRET!
BLAAARGHAAARGHAAARGHARGHARGGRGHFTTFTFTFTFTFTFFFTFTTFTTFTTFTFTFTTFTFTFTFTFTFTTFTFTRTBBBTBTBTFBTFBTFBTFGTBTF!
*shoots the sky*
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT, HUH?
I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE!
KATRINA AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!
NEITHER DOES THAT TOOL HERMES!
I... MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS!
THOSE IRON WILL SEMINARS WERE A WASTE OF MONEY!
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*grabs the barrel of the Thompson and yanks from your hands*
You think you're so high and mighty, blazing your toy up at the sky? I got news for you punk!
*slaps the butt of the rifle on your knee caps and cause you to fall*
This ain't your terf! You stupid son of a maul.
*Pulls the clip out and empties the bullets out and then takes the one from the chamber and throws them on you.*
Now I never want to see your pathetic tail around here again.
*spits.*
(lol)
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We got a crier.
You need some fresh underpants?
1128068 *Pokes head in room* I heard that. *Runs off, once again*
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*pulls himself up, chuckling*
You think you're so tough?
Ha!
I've stepped on insects tougher than you!
*looks up at the sky*
Y'know, you woulda had me, just now...
But you made the one mistake that will cost you your life.
*takes a kung fu stance, swiftly bring his arms up. The bullets around him rise shakily*
I am Runcible Spoon, Ammotar, and the Last Bullet Bender!
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Think about what you are about to do. Do you really want to go down this path?
*A gust of wind picks up from around us and a giant monster made of water, earth, and fire walks up behind me, without even having to lift a finger.*
A little trick I learned from Nicholas Flamel. Pity. I think he would have liked to meet you. Too bad he wont have that chance.
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I met the guy, once.
Odd man, smelt distinctly of spearmint...
You're right about not getting to meet him, you'll be a little too dead for that.
*punches out, and the bullets race forward*
(Huh, we really do get off topic. O.o)
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Ah ah ah.
*wags finger*
*The beast a ball of fire at the bullets, melting the metal and causing it to fall in pools at my feet*
*Looks back up at you*
Your move.
(yes we do, and that is the glory of it)