Ultimate Rustling of my Jimmies

I assume some of you have served, are interested in, are going to or are just really into all things military. So by that token, I present to you the one thing that has severely rustled my (and my grandfather's) jimmies to the point of no return. I am not going to include the 'Army Jump Wings' or 'SEAL Trident' pictures though.

Comments

[Potential_Hero]

Care to explain the rustled jimmies friendo?

[Super_Big_Mac]

Why are those damn YANKS in this PICTURE?!

[Super_Big_Mac]

1099565 I think it might be because he's not wearing his uniform correctly. Look at how sloppily dressed he is! That ISN'T how you wear a uniform!

[Potential_Hero]

1099574 Ah, very true. I can't believe I failed to notice that

[Flint Easthoof]

1099574 1099565

On arm: Gunnery Sergeant Insignia USMC
Shoulder: 4 Stars signifying rank of General status.
Campaign ribbons: Korea, WW1 & WW2 to name a few.
Cover (hat): US Navy Admiral cap
Blouse: buttoned incorrectly
Face: Unshaven
50 Cent was never in the military.

[Super_Big_Mac]

1099711 Now, I don't know jack shit 'bout the army except what I see in the video games, but even that pisses me off. You don't just copy something like that unless you're cos-playing as someone from the correct era (like Private Ryan, for example), and even then, you still wear the freakin' thing honorably.

[Flint Easthoof]

1099717 Funny thing. None of that uniform is the United states Army. The hat is from the Navy and the blouse is from the Marines. He's got contradicting rank signifiers everywhere and ribbons saying he fought in a war nearly 100 years old. There's another one where he's got the Army unifrom on with 'Jump Wings' and another where he's got a navy blouse with the 'SEAL Trident'.

[Super_Big_Mac]

1099726 So, basically, he needs to pick up a fucking book, and learn some Goddamn history, right?

Also, he needs to stop taking crack. LOOK at his eyes, man. Just look at them!

[Flint Easthoof]

1099728 He just needs to get shot again, this time by a servicemember. You don't wear the uniform unless you're given permission to do so (like for a movie), and you certainly don't 'mix and match'.

[Solar Eclipse]

Now I'm in Army JROTC at my high school, commander of the Rifleteam. And this. This makes me want to shoot myself. The stupidity in this picture is cause for suicide.

My jimmies have jumped off of me they have been rustled so badly. He needs to be punished.

Send him and his friends and family and reletives and their relatives overseas with a couple of sticks and stones to fight the terrorists.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO REGAIN EVEN A FRACTION OF A FRACTION OF A PERCENTAGE OF THEIR INTELLIGENCE AND HONOR. IF THERE EVER WAS ANY TO BEGIN WITH.