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Holla Jolla


I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne

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  • 630 weeks
    Request Time #1 (CLOSED)

    Aight, so here we go. This is the first of hopefully many Request Times! After some debating on my part, I've decided that from time to time I will take a request from this here blog. Now, not ever request that I take from now on will be from here. I will probably take one from MLPG, and then one from here, alternating as I go. Ocasionnally, I may do one for myself, but I will normally do this.

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  • 633 weeks
    Hiatus/Break/Snack Time Over.

    Aight, so I got my shit together finally. And, Holy Mother of God, I have like 10 million ideas bouncing around my head. Since I took a request, however, I'll be doing that first.

    Here's your clue: A marshmallow and a nerd walk around town and do cute things.

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  • 634 weeks
    I don't even know what Hiatus means...

    Aight, guys. Taking a break from this for god knows how long to get my actual life on track. Could be 1 week, could be forever. Who knows?

    9 comments · 384 views
  • 635 weeks
    Oh Lawdy Lawds

    So ah hurd 'chu guise like SoarinxSpitfire?

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  • 637 weeks
    Work Habits

    So, I guess I should inform you guys of how I work so y'all won't be on my ass constantly about finishing something. So, it starts like this:

    I head over to MLP General over in /co/.

    I get a request there.

    Everyday, I attempt to add 500 words to that story.

    Therefore, within a week, you can expect me to have 3500 words done.

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Mar
25th
2012

Request Time #1 (CLOSED) · 11:45pm Mar 25th, 2012

Aight, so here we go. This is the first of hopefully many Request Times! After some debating on my part, I've decided that from time to time I will take a request from this here blog. Now, not ever request that I take from now on will be from here. I will probably take one from MLPG, and then one from here, alternating as I go. Ocasionnally, I may do one for myself, but I will normally do this. This way, people who like me from here but not /co/ can make a request, too. But first, lemme lay down some ground rules:

Rules of Requesting

1) Whatever I take is my decision in the end. Don't get pissy with me if I don't write about your super-awesome background pony waifu.

2) Avoid odd fetishes. I will write some (see Fetishes I May Write About), but if it's way out there, I probably won't pick it.

3) Be as creepily specific or as vague as you want. Just remember, if you don't put much detail into it, you are leaving it in my hands to mold it how I want.

4) I may change your request slightly to make it easier on myself. Of course, I'd run it by with you and see if it was okay first.

5) You can request anonymously. Just PM me with the request and say you would like to remain anonymous. Otherwise, simply post your request in the comments.

6) It does not have to be clop. Albeit, I am more likely to write it if it is, I will try and maybe do a clean one or two.

7) Another way you can request is to give me a song, and I'll try and write a story that was inspired by it.

8) You are allowed to request sequels/variations on stories I have already done. I may take it and we can finally have an actually decent Collar!

9) Please, please, please, for the love of god, DON'T CHANGE YOUR REQUEST AFTER I'VE TAKEN IT.

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Fetishes I May Write About

BDSM

Pedophilia

First, second, and third person.

Gayness in the Anus (Don't bitch at me because I called homosexuality a fetish, It just fits as a thing I'll write about.)

Lactation

Human

Rape

Romantic

Bestiality





Love, HJ <3

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Comments ( 8 )
TAW

Couldn't most of the text of this blog post have been replaced with "I'll do the idea I like the best", rather than having /9 rules/?

If you can throw these into one pot and see what happens (It's for the sake of a joke)

Celestia is really male
Nightmare Moon has a Whip
Princess Candice is really Discord

Please my friend make this happen and make it as ridiculous as possible
You know.... if that's okay with you:fluttershysad:

Gummy and Spike find themselves locked in a small room, with only a dim lantern for light.

Extreme Clop- wait, can dragons and alligators clop?- ensures.

IHaveNoIdea.jpg

:rainbowderp:

44643 I support this comment :moustache:

44643
Whoa, that's some story he's writing.
But...yeah, go for it.

Twilight x Vinyl!

Possibly with kinky magic stuff!

And within forty-five minutes, we have a winner! A certain someone happened to PM me with a rather impressive idea that piqued my interest.

P.S. It's got Trixie in it.

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