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Stereo_Sub


coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

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  • 481 weeks
    Patch Notes: The Eternal Song — 2/4/15

    Yes I'm still alive blah blah etc.

    Major point-to-point rewrites are in progress, as is a relatively large plot overhaul. The biggest things I'll be changing are below, for your viewing pleasure. (Spoiler warning if you haven't read TES I guess? Though all of this stuff is tentative anyway so it's not like it matters that much.)

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  • 487 weeks
    Loud and Clear

    The Fade hissed towards me, slithering up the rocks with terrifying, inequine grace. I didn't move, didn't breath, didn't think, just stared it down and waited. Aura was screaming; I heard her faintly, in the back of my head, like the buzz in bad headphones. I wished she'd stop, but I didn't exactly have the time to say so. No time, no tricks, nothing. Just rhythm. Focus. Force of will.

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  • 487 weeks
    all systems nominal

    why is everyone upset again?

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  • 503 weeks
    shit fuck

    FIRST IDEA POSTED IN COMMENTS GETS A 2000 WORD SHORT WRITTEN ABOUT IT
    ANYTHING GOES

    READY GO

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  • 519 weeks
    heyyy

    new chapter 2 of TES FINALLY done holy shit it only took like what EIGHT MONTHS

    but yeah anyway maaaaaaaaaaaybe expect later revisions to be faster

    maybe

    though honestly at this point I'm kind of having second thoughts about if I'm ever even going to finish this fucking thing

    not entirely convinced it's worth the trouble at this point

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May
13th
2013

MUST RESERVE JUDGMENT · 3:32am May 13th, 2013

ASFLGAFL;SGAD;FHJ

SPIKE IS A DOG

ALL SHOW VAs ON BOARD

'HIGH SCHOOL IS THE GREATEST CHALLENGE' SETTING

POSSIBLE MALE LOVE INTEREST FOR TWILIGHT ( (EDIT: NOW THAT I WATCH IT AGAIN IT'S PROBABLY JUST HUMAN!SHINING ARMOR, TAKE THAT HOW YOU WILL)

STORY CENTERS AROUND TWILIGHT BEING FUCKING PROM QUEEN

GENERIC 'BITCHY GIRL' ANTAGONIST

AWFUL SOUNDTRACK (SO FAR)

IF THIS IS NOT COMPLETELY TERRIBLE I WILL BE INCREDIBLY SURPRISED

okay human!twi trying to eat an apple like a pony was actually kind of funny but that was the best part of the whole thing


EDIT 2: AHAHAHAHAHA

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The apple eating part was probably the best part of the trailer.

The official statement is going to read something like: "With this we tried to recapture what made MLP attractive to young children (girls) in the first place, while going with the current trend and 'brony' fandom surrounding the series."

By which they mean: Screw you guys, we're going to sell TOYS!

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Hasbro emone levels: Tons

Fandom satisfaction levels: :raritydespair:

I'm trying to keep open-minded about it -- I mean, FIM's taught me that much -- but I have to admit that it just looks like a cheesy pony-on-earth fanfic . . . animated and voiced by the people who make the "real" show, apparently. :facehoof:

My problem with it is not the humanization (though I personally don't like it) no, my problem is that they're making it a back-to-stereotype high school wannabe drama kind of thing.

We don't need that shit anymore

Spike X Winona OTP :pinkiecrazy:

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Agreed. The thing that strikes me as particularly weird is how backwards the whole premise seems. Twi and Co. are presumably in their early 20s, so why is Twi going back to high school? High school drama is tiresome at the best of times, but even more so when the characters aren't actually in high school.

*Hands Sub a bottle of whiskey*
"I think you know what to do with this."
*Walks away.*

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MOLOTOV COCKTAIL GOOO

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NOOO! NOT THE ALCOHOOOOOOOL!!!!

Good thing I always keep a spare... couple litres.

Have you seen/read Carrie? :pinkiecrazy:

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Oh god that would be the only way they could redeem this. :twilightangry2:

On a semi-related note, I'm actually writing a short story (non-pone) based on Carrie right now. Might put it up in a blog one of these days.

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