This shit right here is why I'm writing Night School · 5:36pm May 9th, 2013
[1:27:41 PM] Flourbread: Couldn't remmber if it was the opening to the vagina or the barrier, but the barrier is called the clitoris, I think.
[1:27:55 PM] Dancer: TEMP
[1:27:58 PM] Dancer: TEMP.
[1:28:00 PM] Dancer: WE NEED TO TALK.
[1:28:06 PM] Simon o'Sullivan: XDDDDDDDDDD
[1:28:08 PM] Dancer: NEED. TO. TALK.
[1:28:13 PM] FoughtDragon01: PFFFT
[1:28:13 PM] Dancer: BEFOER YOU GET ANYWHERE NEAR A WOMAN
[1:28:13 PM] Lord Sunder: Lord Sunder dies laughing
[1:28:14 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: Middy.
[1:28:18 PM] Simon o'Sullivan: Okay, Temp, you're gonna get sex-ed'd NOW
[1:28:23 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: Are you going to give him the birds and the bee's talk?
[1:28:25 PM] Steel: Ohhhh, here we go.
[1:28:38 PM] Steel: I dunno if the birds and the bees involves a medical presentation on the vagina :V.
[1:28:38 PM] Flourbread: Flourbread facepalms.
[1:28:45 PM] Flourbread: Stupid typo.
[1:28:45 PM] Steel: Everyone chill.
[1:28:52 PM] Spectre Crystaleye: HAHAHAHA
[1:28:58 PM] Simon o'Sullivan: I have to see this
[1:29:06 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: No moar chiling. We be heatin' up in this mofo.
[1:29:06 PM] Steel: Midnight's STILL typing?
[1:29:16 PM] Steel: Oh Jesus Christ, duck and cover!
[1:29:18 PM] Steel: Lecture incoming!
[1:29:19 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: ^\
[1:29:24 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: /^\
[1:29:27 PM] Steel: Steel throws on his army hat and ducks into a trench.
[1:29:35 PM] FoughtDragon01: Fifteen year old boy 'bout to learn.
[1:29:36 PM] Simon o'Sullivan: It's the wrath of thousands of disatisfied women
[1:29:36 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: >Army hat
[1:29:44 PM] Dancer: Temp. The barrier between the uterus and the vag is the cervix. That's what dilates during labor.
The clitoris is that magical ittle button on the vulva that most men APPARENTLY HAS NO IDEA FUCKING EXISTS that is more or less a 'cum button' for women. IT IS NOT THE BARRIER. IT IS IMPORTANT.
the fact that you confused one for the other makes me so, so sad
[1:29:48 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: Axel Nyan the Superpoof throws on him army helm and duck into a bunker
[1:30:01 PM] Flourbread: I'm sorry, Dancer.
[1:30:01 PM] Dancer: also, the vagina is WHERE THE PENIS GOES
[1:30:03 PM] Dancer: just to clear that up
[1:30:06 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: ^
[1:30:07 PM] Flourbread: That's what we learned in Health Class.
[1:30:09 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[1:30:11 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: >I can't
[1:30:15 PM] Dancer: xDD
[1:30:23 PM] Axel Nyan the Superpoof: [1:29 PM] Dancer:
<<< also, the vagina is WHERE THE PENIS GOES
This message is forever immortalized.
[1:30:24 PM] Dancer: well you need to tell your health teacher to call me then
Honest mistake. And hey, better I learn it now than twenty years from now, no?
Oh my god.
1065432 Well, yes. But holy shit.
1065435 Right there with ya.
1065432 Either way, we all now know you would have gotten less action than a luxury car store in the middle of the artic south pole.
1065436 Next is gonna be "on a guy I think the scrotums are those two dangly things"
1065435 My reaction, minus the laughing.
1065440 Trust me, I have a lot more reason to know about male anatomy than female anatomy.
Hahahaha
This is... is... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
1065446 THERE'S my reaction!
So... the testicles go in the vagina, right?
why do I feel this comment section is going to end up in a Shrek thread.
1065451 Testicles to vagina humping. Sunder, that is not the image I wanted.
1065451 depends on how many points you put on that skill
1065452 i'm alright with whatever :3 i p.much just wanted to keep this magnificent fuck up to remember for later
1065454 That comment + Your profile pic= Way more suggestive than it has any right being
1065458 I'm just kind of generally more suggestive than I have any right to be
you know this
1065459 ... Point.
1065440
Ah, yes. I wish those dangling bastards were dettachable or something sometimes. I think that they have traction power, because every flying thing that would hurt you if it hit WILL get hit by them. Then again, if they were dettachable, and knowing my luck, I'd probably lose them in the middle of the mess that I call bedroom. So yay for non-dettachable nutsacks!
1065461
"MOM, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS?"
1065460 :3
1065461 waht
1065465
And she'll say "Have you looked on the usual place?" without even looking for them. That would make some awesome Thanksgiving discussions.
1065472
Don't mind me, I'm just pretending to be funny. Succeeding or failing, depends on the reader.
Educating the entire world, one clitoris at a time.
1065481 This is normal conversation with my mother. My mom plays World of Warcraft, has a sexually based Tumblr blog, and makes super inappropriate jokes. This is regular Thanksgiving conversation.
This isn't probably the best thing to be reading in school...
:{)
1065488 it is if your health teacher is as clueless as his
1065492 Well it's not like I'm sitting here on my laptop at a lunch table next to like 3 other people :/
1065494
They can learn too.
1065494 HI LEECH'S FRIENDS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VAGINA
1065505 I told them that my friend said hi, and one of them said to fuck off.
1065510 I'm too old for them :( They can fuck off with some other girls y'alls age
1065486 I think I like your mom
1065527 She's awesome. She introduced me to WoW, Tumblr, and told me that it's not a bad thing for a person to look at porn. She's very real on a lot of things.
1065536 you're lucky to have an awesome mom :)
1065552 I am. My Dad is not so real. Divorced family wooo
1065566 I hear ya. I had the added bonus of being raised by Roman Catholic grandparents
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
xD
1065569 That sounds simply bonerific. All of my grandparents are christian and all of my parents are athiest (including step parents).
Heehee.
1065569 oh gawd. I feel your pain, that's my mom in a nutshell
But seriously, my sides
This was FUCKING HILARIOUS
So many amazing quotes
Another reason I love you
1065444 Your health teacher sucks. Bad.
Oh yeah, this reminds me of yesterday when one of my friends said something...I forget what