Why are there no giraffes in the show?

We need more giraffes. Someone write me a story with giraffes. I will love you forever.

Comments

[CanterlotGuardian]

giraffes? why not seaponies? or Zoidberg.

[CluelessBrony]

Because look at this giraffe!

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She's so cute!

[Tramper]

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That comic had me immediately wanting to put some giraffes in my story. Damn that csimadmax and her glorious art!

[CanterlotGuardian]

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Fluttershy and Wall-E...? DAMMIT NOT ANOTHER FIC CONCEPT

[Avenging-Hobbits]

1038349>>1038354>>1038355>>1038397 WE NEED MORE STORIES WITH FLUTTERSHY, GIRAFFES, SEAPONIES AND ZOIDBERG

[Karna]

Here you go.

...You didn't specify it had to be a FiM fic with giraffes. Just a story with giraffes.

[CluelessBrony]

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Oh my fucking god that was horrible. I have no idea why I read the whole thing.

[Karna]

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Welcome to wonderful world of bad children's folk tales!

[PointlessGizmo]

Not sure about giraffes, but personally I've always wondered why there aren't more stories with cows in them. They've even been established as a sentient race in the show! That said, I *am* scared of cows, so quite why I'm wondering this is a mystery....

[CluelessBrony]

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Meh. Cows are portrayed as boring and less than intelligent in the show. They got scared by a snake and stampeded through town, endangering the entire village. A snake.

[Listener]

Hmm... Interest challenge.

Challenge accepted.

[Swirling Line]

Giraffes! That is adorable! I would love to see that!