Younger Women

So I'm in this musical that involves: high schoolers, middle schoolers, and elementary kids. I've had a beard for the longest time, that I had to shave, and it appears that everyone has taken a shine to that, the sheared sheep. Now I don't have a girlfriend, but I am very interested in this one girl... But it's hard to get to know her more, mostly because I am completely awkward around women, but also because of the elementary kids who constantly bother me, and touch me. It's really freaking creepy... I'm SEVENTEEN, and in high school, they should still believe in freaking cooties and stuff! Right? Why the hell did I have to shave? I miss looking like Daniel Bryan... Anyway, the show is going great and I hope to get writing again soon... WOMEN!