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Apr
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2013

Kornplay - A circle jerk shout out to zel and Fiddlebottoms. · 11:26pm Apr 25th, 2013

I quite like Coldplay.


But Fiddles and zel do NOT like Coldplay.

>coldplay

Fucking die please

I will agree with zel that Coldplay sucks megaballs and you should feel bad for listening to it.

If you're gonna listen to dickless, alt-rock faggotry, at least go with Seether or someone whose lead singer doesn't croon in such an effeminate, British way.


Now, I could choose to be understanding and respectful of their opinions. Everyone has music that they do and don't like, and really it's none of my concern what sort of material others choose to devote their ears to. I could (and should) move on with my life, letting things be.

But that would be SO out of character for me.

Instead I have chosen to create a new Youtube account, learned how to create/encode/compress videos, and created a blog post, just to share with them my absolutely favorite horrid little mashup, of Coldplay deliciously ruining an otherwise decent Korn song.

Because I love you guys. Love you so very much.

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zel

Coldplay deliciously ruining an otherwise decent Korn song.

That was surprisingly accurate.

1034234
But I still absolutely love this mashup. I can't imagine how many times I've listened to it. And it is my dearest hope that it has offended your sensibilities.

1034272
I'm not familiar with Hollywood Undead. Know any songs of theirs that are worth sharing?

I like Coldplay, damn my luck.

:pinkiehappy: - Oh, me too! Snowball fights and hot chocolate, sleigh rides and good times! Whee!

:facehoof: - … the band, Pinkie.

:pinkiesmile: - Oh. So… what, they like snow too?

:twilightoops: - …

zel

1034240 Yes, I was offended.
Why cannot you listen to good music, like normal human? :raritydespair:
[youtube=6o3q2TjdlBM]

What genres are you even listening to

1034301
>Was ammused by your post.
>Googled, "Does Coldplay like snow?"
>Found out that Coldplay once toured with Snow Patrol.
>Doesn't think it's a coincidence.

I didn't like the original song that much. I am tempted to say this is an improvement, but that is probably just novelty speaking to me.
Well, that and your excellent choice in Pinkie images.
This feels like the slow song that plays at the violent end of a movie where they want you to cry for the villain. Like Save the Green Planet, Ginger Snaps, Death Note, or some other one. The shift in tempo and calmer instrumental turn the original obnoxious swagger into a cry for the peace of death and release from pain that almost feels earnest.
The added line, "take me back to the start," improves it as well, more begging for release, perhaps a sense of remorse, or at least an awareness that things were better once.

So, yes, I will dub this "The best Korn song since 2003."

1034272
>Hollywood Undead
>not whiny emo bitches

I downloaded SCAVA, so I will give them the one good song that any band can produce, but otherwise they are shit.

1034481
If you must have rap, then at least listen to people who are good at it.

1035206
It's the poetry of the street, yo!

zel

I am still mad.

zel

1042704 Well, I did comment on a particular blog for a reason.

1042720 Because you understood that I was feeling lonely, and you wanted to cheer me up with your comfort and love?

zel

1042735 Damn, you have seen right through me.

1042750

Well it's not going to work!!!
i.imgur.com/ccZWpMm.png
Because at this point, I'm set to be forever alone!



Mahahahaha!! Hahaha! Ha Hahaha haaaahhh haa hhhaaaaaaaa....

*sobs quietly*

Umm....join my...Coldplay fan group?

Lel.

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