"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
I know! Terrible.
Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.
Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.
wheeeeeeeeeeew
the wedding was a fucking blast, actually
Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming
and Sicily for the honeymoon was just
my god
perfection
♥
Wow, been a hot minute, eh?
I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.
We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.
Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.
So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)
Can't wait to see you guys!
[4:04:51 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): "Nasa's $800m Mars Exploration Rovers have accidentally drawn a penis."
[4:04:54 PM] IncoherentOrange (Zach): SCIENCE!
[4:04:59 PM] Magic Odd Effect: "accidentally"
[4:05:33 PM] Simon o'Sullivan: Drawing dicks in stuff; humanity's ultimate motivation
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And this is why if there is intelligent life in the universe, they are staying the hell away from us. They KNOW we would get 'em drunk and give them Sharpie face tattoos