Back from the final Bronycon, more on that later. In the meantime, enjoy some horsewords. Bonus points for reading aloud.
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Beneath a blackened sky, the pale milky moon cast a pallid glow across lands steeped in shadow. A sea of muted grey from mountains thrust high, to plains fertile and fallow.
So here I was, minding my own business. I can't get two lines into a new story without having to stop and try to figure out a cooler sounding name than "Castle of the Two Pony Sisters"
The hot humid musk of Baltimore suffocates you like God's enormous unwashed ballsack the moment you step out the door. A sea of brick beckons the journey of a thousand steps between the gleaming glass zoo of migratory humans and the organic hive of stone and streets known as Charm City. You put your best foot forward, feeling it stick slightly against the pervasive brownish ichor of
(Wrote a few thousand words today. Here's some of them. CH16 inbound)
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It was a slow day in Ponyville.
It couldn't be fast enough for Scootaloo.
The wind whipped through her fuchsia mane as the grass receded behind each sharp stamp of her hooves. Her short wings buzzed as they bit into the air, pushing herself with every erg of energy she could muster.
The Bible was the main reason that the printing press became wide-spread and successful: Everyone wanted one, and hand-written copies were expensive as fuck.
Same with porn. Everyone want's it, but the retail stuff is expensive and hard to come by for the more weird fetishes. Enter the Internet => Success!
Basically, the "killer app" that drives the development of a new technology is not necessarily the one that it becomes famous for later on.
Printing press - invented to help transcribe bibles and other holy literature. Side effect - explosion of scientific publications, literature, and other printed works.
Internet - Porn/Videogames Side effect - mysterious demand for increasingly faster connection speeds, new storage technologies, etc. Ancillary side effect - Being able to read about string theory on a smartphone while the wife goes shopping.
Another example is the fact that most of your DNA is very good at one thing, and one thing only. Making copies of itself. The actual sets of codons that make up the genes that get expressed into useful proteins that actually make up the mechanism and structure of your cells come from about... 1.2% of your total genome. The rest of your DNA is just good at replicating itself, and those "useful bits" happen to be along for the ride.
Without the "useful bits", there would be nothing that resembles a human being. Without the "junk DNA", the useful bits would never get reproduced.
And that's why I'm an Atheist!
...Wat.
Explain.
The Bible was the main reason that the printing press became wide-spread and successful: Everyone wanted one, and hand-written copies were expensive as fuck.
Same with porn. Everyone want's it, but the retail stuff is expensive and hard to come by for the more weird fetishes. Enter the Internet => Success!
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Basically, the "killer app" that drives the development of a new technology is not necessarily the one that it becomes famous for later on.
Printing press - invented to help transcribe bibles and other holy literature.
Side effect - explosion of scientific publications, literature, and other printed works.
Internet - Porn/Videogames
Side effect - mysterious demand for increasingly faster connection speeds, new storage technologies, etc.
Ancillary side effect - Being able to read about string theory on a smartphone while the wife goes shopping.
Another example is the fact that most of your DNA is very good at one thing, and one thing only. Making copies of itself. The actual sets of codons that make up the genes that get expressed into useful proteins that actually make up the mechanism and structure of your cells come from about... 1.2% of your total genome. The rest of your DNA is just good at replicating itself, and those "useful bits" happen to be along for the ride.
Without the "useful bits", there would be nothing that resembles a human being. Without the "junk DNA", the useful bits would never get reproduced.
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you sir, are a genius :D
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the internet was created to share scientific data (and for military purposes), porn just got in and made it more popular.
Along with what woytaq said, porn (dirty novelettes) popularized the use of the printing press (and literacy).