1st Anniversary · 5:37pm Apr 23rd, 2013
Holy shit. I've spent an entire year on this website, and for me, that's no small amount of time.
Where's my cake?
I was going to do something special, but I don't know special things. I guess a Q&A for the peeps? Whatever. If you want, you can. I-it's not like I want you to, b-baka! Anyway, I hope I've evolved from writing about Dash getting drunk, though my next story proves otherwise. Coming to a webpage near you in a day or so. It really gives a clear depiction of what everyone hates in a character, so you're bound to love it. It's called 'Bad Boi', just to rustle your jimmies in a jimmy-rustling way.
Moreover, I don't think I would've made it a year without you guys. Seriously. All those little comments mean a lot to me, and I thank all of you.
I think I can handle an update on Twerlert Sperkal, though.
Just look at how happy she is.
Also, it's St. George's Day today. Coincidence? I think not.
Every day is a special day. Why confine festivities to just your year mark?
Anyway
1029139 That is true, actually. Then again, why celebrate birthdays or holidays? Why celebrate anything at all, evar? In fact, why do anything in your life when you can just sit there and do absolutely shit all, rather than doing things?
Because you can.
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Here are your cakes
Nice tsundere bra.
1029242 Yay! I can always try to eat them!
1029270 Finally, senpai has noticed me!
Kawaii!
1029341 lets not have an anime-gasm now.
1029200 Actually I was meaning more the opposite end of the spectrum. Why not party every day. Of course I now realize that sounds like Pinkie but hopefully you know what I mean now.
1029358 But that's no fun.
1029423 Yeah, I understand. I guess you're more of a half-full guy. I just... like pessimism much more, mostly for two reasons. If you think things are going to go badly, and they do, then at least you're right. If things go better than expected, then, well, everything is better than you thought!
1029493 Actually I drink the glass and fill it back to halfway then I can claim empty and someone else can guess.
1029502 ... You just had to fill it back up, didn't you...
Couldn't have just killed an age-old question...
1029562 I prefer to keep the pain running. At least it's no longer my pain. And who knows. Maybe it will help someone else come up with a final answer.
Now you're going for your second one. (Hope you keep as good as you have been so far) and as a teacher told me once: "The fans and appreciators are what make the artist."
Keep on the good job!
1030092 Thanks, man! Well, I hope to improve on what I've already done, so here's hoping!
1030146 That's true, actually. Kinda weird, considering that was the day I made this account.