EricKilla is debatably the best person ever right now · 10:33pm Apr 17th, 2013
Lord Sunder changed his name today for about five minutes. He got this, over Skype, from a Ghanan scammer.
[5:51:18 PM] Lord Sunder: [1:51 PM] agyiripaul:
<<< Excuse Me Lazarou,
I have been in search of someone with this last name " Lazarou" so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Mr.Paul Agyiri Ofori, a Banker here in GHANA. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you now. I am having an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you because, it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.
One Late Dr Alexander Lazarou, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in January 2006 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$5,500,000.00 (Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was the 16th of January 2009. Sadly Dr Alexander was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end. My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Dr Alexander did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he Dr Alexander was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that I should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Dr Alexander is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you.
There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and I from any breach of law. It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person,so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties,my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream.
Let me know your mind on this I have more to write you about the details once I receive your urgent response through my personal Email address Please let this Secret remain between the both of us only. info@pauloforiagyiri.int.tf
Have a nice day and God bless.
Anticipating your communicationMr.Paul Agyiri Ofori.
So we had a good lol and moved along.
But then Eric had an idea.
[5:56:30 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: Kk guies
[5:56:37 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: I'm adding the guy as a contact
[5:56:42 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: With this:
[5:56:42 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: Basically
[5:56:46 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: I replaced names in the spam
So we lol, because scamming a scammer, not likely.
[5:58:33 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll: [5:57 PM] EricKilla, The Brony-Troll:
<<< Excuse Me Ofori, I have been in search of someone with this last name " Ofori" so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. I am Mr.Don Arregreza Lazarou, a Banker here in GHANA. I believe it is the wish of God for me to come across you now. I am having an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you because, it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it. One Late Dr Migori Ofori, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in January 2006 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$5,500,000.00 (Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was the 16th of January 2009. Sadly Dr Migori was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end. My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Dr Migori did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he Dr Migori was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that I should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Dr Migori is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your last name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same last name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you. There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and I from any breach of law. It is better that we claim the money, than allowing the Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person,so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties,my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream. Let me know your mind on this I have more to write you about the details once I receive your urgent response through my personal Email address Please let this Secret remain between the both of us only. info@donalazarou.int.tf Have a nice day and God bless. Anticipating your communication Mr.Don Arregreza Lazarou.
[5:58:47 PM] Midnight Dancer: o lawd, eric
And then this happened (Eric is now Don, to clarify):
[6:03:26 PM] Don A. Lazarou: HE
[6:03:30 PM] Don A. Lazarou: HE ACCEPTED MY CONTACT REQUEST
[6:03:31 PM] Don A. Lazarou: [5:01:20 PM] agyiripaul: HELLO
[5:02:39 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Ciao!
[5:02:45 PM] Don A. Lazarou: How are you on this fine day?
Still, not likely anything will come of it, but it's good for a laugh.
[6:04:06 PM] Don A. Lazarou: This guy is one of thise Nigerian Scam artists guys
[6:04:06 PM] Lord Sunder: This cannot end well
[6:04:21 PM] Don A. Lazarou: I'm acting like a banker from Ghana who immigrated there from Italy
Oh, but it can and will, Sunder.
[6:06:26 PM] Don A. Lazarou: [5:04:19 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Sir? Are you there?
[5:04:57 PM] agyiripaul: YES
[5:05:04 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Wonderful! How are you today?
[5:05:10 PM] agyiripaul: FINE
[5:05:16 PM] agyiripaul: NICE TO METT U
[5:05:19 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Have you read my offer, sir?
[5:05:29 PM | Edited 5:05:56 PM] Don A. Lazarou: I need to get rid of these 5 million US Dollars.
[5:05:50 PM] Don A. Lazarou: As you appear to be the next-of-kin, I would hope you would work with me to speed this process up.
[6:06:27 PM] Don A. Lazarou: IT GOES ON
As Eric says: [6:07:13 PM] Don A. Lazarou: LET'S SEE WHERE THIS GOES
[6:08:04 PM] Don A. Lazarou: [5:07:00 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Sir?
[5:07:09 PM] agyiripaul: HOW CAN IT BE DONE
[5:07:24 PM] Don A. Lazarou: I need your bank account information. Once I have it, I'll wirelessly transfer the funds to your account.
[5:07:31 PM] Don A. Lazarou: As I said before, this is perfectly legal.
OH GOD
[6:08:05 PM] Don A. Lazarou: OH GOD
[6:08:06 PM] Don A. Lazarou: OH GOD
[6:08:09 PM] Don A. Lazarou: DIS GUN B GUD
And then
[6:09:55 PM] Don A. Lazarou: [5:09:07 PM] agyiripaul: ALL U NEED IS BANK ACCOUNT AND U WILL WIRELESS THE FUNND TO MY ACC
[5:09:12 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Yes sir.
[5:09:21 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Oh also, are you allergic to pecans?
Because pecans, why not.
[6:11:58 PM] Don A. Lazarou: [5:10:50 PM] Don A. Lazarou: If need be, we can meet in person somewhere in Ghana. My office is in Accra.
[5:11:16 PM] agyiripaul: THAT WILL BE VERY GOOD
[5:11:26 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Alright. When can we meet?
[5:11:29 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Also, where?
Getting more amazing.
[6:13:22 PM] ItsOhKizzy: They're Ghana wish they hadn't tried to scam you.
OH HO HO <3
[6:13:50 PM] Midnight Dancer: this is possibly the best thing that's ever happened to chat.
[6:13:51 PM] FoughtDragon01: Like, ask him to meet you at the local Olive Garden or something.
[6:14:10 PM | Edited 6:14:23 PM] Brian Mead: INB4 joke about the locals also wishing that they had restaurants.
[6:14:16 PM] Midnight Dancer: hah
[6:14:28 PM] Midnight Dancer: MEET ME AT RED LOBSTER, BRING YOUR BANK BOOK
[6:14:38 PM] Midnight Dancer: THEIR ROLLS ARE AMAZING
There was a LOT of peanut gallery stuff I edited out.
[6:15:18 PM] Don A. Lazarou: [5:12:22 PM] agyiripaul: IT DEPEND ON YOUR SHEDULE WE CAN MEET ANY TIME
[5:14:37 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Alright. I'm open tomorrow, April 18th, at 1:00 PM. We can meet at the Moevenpick Ambassador Hotel's restaurant. It's in Victoria Borg, Accra.
Ermahgerd.
[6:17:05 PM] Don A. Lazarou: [5:15:33 PM] agyiripaul: ALRIGHT
[5:15:48 PM] agyiripaul: SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER
[5:16:00 PM] agyiripaul: SO THAT I CAN CALL U
[5:16:13 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Give me yours, I'll call it to make sure it works.
[5:16:32 PM | Edited 5:16:37 PM] Don A. Lazarou: After all, I have to be sure it's really you.
Right about there is where I lost it and couldn't stop laughing.
[6:18:02 PM] Don A. Lazarou: [6:17 PM] agyiripaul:
<<< HERE IS MY+233 0248164003
[6:18:07 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Does anyone know of any online call features?
[6:18:10 PM] Midnight Dancer: ...
[6:18:12 PM] Midnight Dancer: skype.
[6:18:14 PM] Midnight Dancer: what you're using
[6:18:17 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Oh wait
[6:18:18 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Yes
[6:18:18 PM] Midnight Dancer: literally right this moment
[6:18:19 PM] Don A. Lazarou: Iforogt
[6:18:22 PM] Midnight Dancer: pfffffffff
The stupid is apparently contagious
After all this, Eric had to go, sadly, so no call was made.
This whole thing was art.
Yep. Art.
EDIT: First Post. Never happened to me before.
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Glad I posted it, now
"They're Ghana wish they hadn't tried to scam you"
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Can someone remind Eric that he owes me new lungs? This was goddamn amazing.
EDIT: OH! OH! If this keeps going, Eric can use this:
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This has been the highlight of my day!
1015689 DISHES
DISHES WHAT MY SIDES LOOK LIKE
WHEN I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Good LORD how stupid can people get?!
Oh my god. This reminds me of the story of that guy who sent a scammer his 'computer' (which was just a folder with old keyboard keys stuck on) which ended up costing the scammer hundreds of dollars. lul.
You can do epic things with scammers. Got a weird contact request about car parts (if I recall correctly) a while ago on Skype, but I declined it quickly.
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You beautiful, beautiful bastards, every one of you
Trolling for GREAT JUSTICE 
tl;dr
>sides
What are sides
I can't find mine anywhere
THIS IS GOLD
PURE GOLD
AUGH, I missed it.
1015845
I have done a beautiful thing. That's what.
1017359 Scamming scammers. You are truly a genius.
1017359 Indeed. Much thanks for the lol :3
1017395 Innit he just?
Oh my friggin God!
I'm gonna make scammers flip their shit when they try their stuff on me.