An Entire Year of Writing, an Entire Day of Pranking · 8:13pm Apr 1st, 2013
Hey guys!
Today marks my one year anniversary since I first picked up a laptop and started writing ponyfiction. I've come such a long way, and it's all thanks to you guys. ^_^
I'm happy to announce that my love for writing, as well as my love for ponies, has not diminished in the slightest. In fact, it seems to have only grown. I'm not able to write here, but I promise that summer holds everything you guys could ever want from me. It's certainly going to be a busy summer, I'll even try for a job at Fry's electronic store. Put my computer smarts to good use.
In commemoration of an entire year of writing, I will post a link to my VERY FIRST ponyfiction I ever wrote. It's a pile of horse shit, but I will take your horrible criticisms with pride. I only wrote two chapters of it, anyway before I lost hope. Maybe you will find something in it I didn't, though I still hate that story with the passion of two adolescent rabbits doing anal during spring time in a rosehip patch.
Speaking of adolescent rabbit shit, today is my favorite day of the year! :D Pranking people is what I do best, and the people at MMA will need to watch themselves. >=D
Oh don't worry, I'm going to go all out. I've already taken some steps for our chaotic rest of the day. I put talcum powder in my roommate's pillow, causing an annoying cloud to puff every time he lays on it, (he has yet to do so.) And on top of that, I put used coffee grounds (in filters of course) and tea bags in the top hatch of out toilet so whenever one of us flushes, dirty looking water comes out. I've done some other small things too, rigging an airhorn to someone's locker door, putting a fake spill on somebody's desk, and tonight I will draw moustaches on a select few targets. Next on my agenda is putting peanut butter in somebody's shoe.
So yeah, I'm gonna be plenty busy today. :3
Tell me your plans for April Fools, and tell me your opinion on my first story should you choose to read it.
Always your betentacled prankster,
-Jexxazrez
Here is my first story ever! You've been warned.
PS: Ohay I'm gold! Suck it Clopple. <3
Jeez now I'm really happy for not living bear you...
But please, do tell everything about their reactions •3•
Congrats on a year of pony and smut. Keep on riding that rape train until it crashes, bro.
Also, rabbits cannot have anal sex by the way; male rabbits have the scrotum in front of the penis, so the female's anal walls are too tight to accommodate the male's awkward dick. Just thought I should let you know.
969677 Oh I can fix that...
*holding sledgehammer*
You remembered our anniversary?!?! I love you too, Jex lol jk wut?
In my unit we have a tradition we prank one person last year was me I was force to mine tag today is Carlé yes she's a girl and a dam good shot that's why when we pull the prank were fucking running faster than I two boys running away from a fucked up mare in heat it's a bunch of poison Ivy oil that we filled in paint balls ahhhh so much a syringe, a few plants, and a team medic can do
Also don't try this at home
(With out lots of calimine lotion it still inches)
P.s. so am I bitches time for beer
(Defies all laws of physics and pulls out 12 kegs of beer)
Thank you pinkie pie
Sees the premise, "Nope!".
Seriously? I don't like practical jokes, and I speant it at home--grumpy.
Such is my exhilarating life.