A change in writing style!

Oh, I had the best idea! I think I'm going to start writing new types of stories. Everybody seems to be writing clop these days and getting featured, and none of them have good grammar or spelling, so I figured I'd imitate them and get featured. Here's a preview!

Won day twalight sparkill was walking down dastreet and she saw rainbow Dash. "Oh hello Rainbowdash how are yuo today." she said. "Im good."rainbow-dash replyed. "Im seceretly in luv with yoo you. Let's have sexytime." And then they showed eachother Their pee-pees.

What do you think? You think I'm going to get featured. I think so!

Comments

[CluelessBrony]

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I'll get right on it.

Won day twalight sparkill was walking down dastreet and wearing sunglasses she saw rainbow Dash. "Oh hello Rainbowdash how are yuo today, dawg." she said. "Im good."rainbow-dash replyed. "Im seceretly in luv with yoo you. Let's have sexytime." Twalight said "okay YOLO!" And then they showed eachother Their pee-pees. "Lol ur pee-pee haz sw4g"

[Avenging-Hobbits]

That.....that was a work that shall speak to generations a thousand years hence!

[CluelessBrony]

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People in English classes on Mars will groan when the teacher pulls out a bunch of copies of "Cloolessbronies sexytime pee-pee book"!

[Tramper]

I have seen the face of god...

[Karna]

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GLORIOUS. AND BEAUTIFUL.

[PointlessGizmo]

I CAME.

AND THEN I WENT SHORTLY AFTERWARDS.

[Ficta_Scriptor]

Just add in some incest, trans-species pregnancies and gratuitous oral sex and you'll definitely get featured!

[CluelessBrony]

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That Rainbow Dash in your comment is very fitting.

[Ficta_Scriptor]

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Indeed. Anyway, I'll start you off! If we collaborate, we'll definitely get featured.

"Oh hai", Twilite said to Shiny Armer. "I hav alwayz an forevs wantid yor fing insides meh since dat hollyday in Zaebroca"".

"I undestand and also wants be in yoo but I fink Cadice mite get angrie."

"No, iz fine," sed Cadints. "Spikee has gotten me pregnent wiv dragonbourn so fare iz fairr. Butt he haz also givin me draids." (dragin aides)

"Sori," repleyed Sinning Armorr. "I dident here you ovr tha soundh of me eatin Twili. Can yuop repeet that!?!"

EQD, here we come!

[CluelessBrony]

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"Oh no shiny armr yuo got me pregnint!"

shiny armr runned away. "I will nt raize a bby!"

"dont wrry tilight" said celestia "i will raze bby with yoo and we will have secks wif eachother and wen it growz up we will hav secks with it 2" and twilght said "okei" and they had sexytymes.

[Ficta_Scriptor]

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Oh dear Lord... Celestia's line just killed me...

Funnily enough, I'm now tempted to write a fic called The World's Worst Clop-Fic where Snips and Snails co-write a smutty story after the success of Fifty Shades of Hay. You have given me inspiration!

[CluelessBrony]

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I'll help you co-write that! Pretty please?