First Day · 11:25pm Mar 20th, 2013
Hello my good future subjects,
How are you all fairing? So my first day (3/20/13) was surprisingly eventful. The creator of the Comment Warriors pointed me out to the entire group and called me "cocky". I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM NOT COCKY! The reason I said I was going to kill or enslave all of you, which I still plan on doing, is for a very viable reason. I was the 75th person to join. Come on, that obviously means I'm the chosen one! Chosen for what you may ask... still not sure on that, but I can assure you I was chosen for something! So yeah, I'm going on and on about this. In other news, my first battle was pretty fun, it involved bunnies, smart ass tactics, acid peeing chinchillas, and the Butt Pocket Dimension (all created by me)! Anyways....
Farewell Gentlemen and Ladies and Ponies and Unicorns and Allicorns and Future World Leaders!
Sir Gentleman
Good news! As a Comment Warrior, I've chosen you to be my love slave until you turn fifty! Mwahahahahahaha!!!