HOLY FRIG WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN · 10:25pm Mar 15th, 2013
Yep, it's certainly been a while. So, here's an explanation of my absence, in the format of a play.
(Setting: a cluttered office. APPLETASTIC sits at a computer typing a fanfiction. This fanfiction has previously distracted her from her other fanfictions)
APPLETASTIC: HOLY HELL THIS FANFIC IS GOING NOWHERE.
(She flips a table in rage)
APPLETASTIC: Well, I don't feel like writing. I'm going to do other things.
(In a series of short scenes, Appletastic auditions for a play, gets a small part, and goes to frequent rehearsals. She also spends more time drawing ponies. A date is shown: March 15th, 2013)
(Appletastic enters cluttered office.)
APPLETASTIC: Oh. Oh crap. I did other things for a long time. Now I'm going to write again.
(She sits down at the computer and begins to type)
(Fade to black)
Aaaaaaaand... scene.
Okay, I'll get back to writing.