New Ponycon Announcement! · 2:50pm Mar 4th, 2013
That's right, bronies, pegasisters and unicousins! I know that all of you are looking for a great time involving ponies and your generalized fear of public places. So how do you achieve this? Well, you could head over to one of the major, well-established conventions that are set to occur this year, or even one of the 54 or so other conventions that already have been started up (that's one for every week of the year!), but why bother with them? Instead, you can have the honor of telling your friends that you experienced
AnotherDamnPonyCon 2013!
Hyped yet? You should be! We've got a bucking bacchanalia of fun planned! So come on down to the beautiful, very clean city of Los Angeles (the first time a pony con has been held there!) this summer and enjoy:
-An awesome voice actor panel, featuring Tara Strong, Andrea Libman, Nicole Oliver, and Lee Tockar, all sleep-deprived from having done another con earlier in the week! Listen in awe as they relate the exact same stories and answer the same questions that they've done in the last 10 cons, considering that there won't be any new episodes in months!
-A totally rad panel with supposed brony Andrew WK! This is your chance to ask him why he's stopped tweeting about ponies ever since his check with Hasbro cleared in the bank! (Wow!)
-A 20% cooler stroll through our Artist's Alley, where pony artists will sell prints, buttons and other items that technically count as copyright infringement! (We won't tell anyone!)
-Fun contest! As you pick up your badge at the door, fill out a ballot for when you think the fire alarm will go off! The person who gets closest wins a special MLP t-shirt courtesy of Hot Topic! (Guaranteed to last about two washes!)
-Be sure to stick around for the evening concert extravaganza! Get up and move like a spazz to the best most popular musicians in the fandom! The Living Tombstone will reveal his new song, where he uses a different snare sound for once! Be cool or be mule!
-Don't forget that cosplaying is highly encouraged! Come on down dressed as your favorite pony! (Hint: You're going dressed as Fluttershy!) Be sure to accost as many innocent hotel guests as possible! (It's not like a furcon at all!)
-For our bronies 21 and over, head on over to the hotel bar and check out John de Lancie, crying into his beer! (Holy crap!)
-All of the big pony media groups will be in attendance as well! Look on in orgasmic glee as Phoe types into her laptop that the con was "pretty neat"! Listen intently to MandoPony as he nerds out over the fact that William Anderson owns a guitar!
-EXCLUSIVE sneak preview of Equestria Girls by The Hub! (With special guests from the LAPD SWAT team!)
-Super-special charity event! For $10, you can get the chance to pie Sandi Haas!* All proceeds will go to The Brony Thank-You Project, who were supposed to make a commercial that played during the Season 3 premiere or something? Does anypony remember? (Sweet!)
-Be the one and only person who will attend the Brony Herd Consensus panel! (Numbers are hard!)
So, what the Tartarus are you waiting for? Head over to our poorly-designed website and register today! The fun won't start without you! (No, seriously; we won't have enough funds unless, like, 1500 people show up.) Remember, that's AnotherDamnPonyCon 2013, the exclusive source for all of the pony events that you could watch on EFN for free! Register, foals!
*As a friendly reminder, no weapons will be allowed in the convention center.
(UPDATE: HotDiggetyDemon has decided to cancel his "How To Make A Funny Pony Parody" panel, citing "personal reasons". We apologize for the inconvenience.)
