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HAPPY DISCORD DAY! · 12:43pm Mar 1st, 2013
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Discord: Hello, little ponies, and Happy Discord Day!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm here to answer most of the questions you could ask, and some... well, I just won't have to answer, now will I?
Anyway, i'm supposed to give you all some videos or something, so have discorded Ditzy:
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There, I gave it to them. Happy, Prince?
Me: Oh, you'll see...
Discord: Whatever. HAPPY DISCORD DAY TO ALL! I shall now take your questions!
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!yaD drocsiD yppaH
The backwardsness was and is intended and used for extra qualities of CHAOS!!!!!
877283 !dekrow ti dnA
877283>>877288 Discord: Hey, guys! Welcome to the party! glad you could make it! you made all the preparations right? the ones the Prince mentioned in the previous post?
877330
Yeah! This party rocks, Discord style! *downs something that looks like a cross between hard cider and chocolate milk*
877330 Well, I brought an empty pizza box for bungee jumping, but I forgot the hippo. Anyone have a corkscrew, I need to make this Kool-Aid bomb.
877340 Discord: Ha! Perfect! There's nothing like a good party, and i can relax, knowing Tex has promised not to beat me up today. The Prince? He's out looking at other's user pages and trying to work on his own fic, as well as catching up on reading all the things on his favorite list. yesterday was... interesting.
877346 Discord: *reaches under the tree made of soap (a Discord day tradition) and hands you the corkscrew* Have fun! and remember, the chocolate by the fireplace is not to be drunk until Midnight.
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Thanks! But I brought some chocolate for while i wait! *uses new corkscrew to pop open bottle of canterlot special reserve*
877387 Discord: Boy, if you think this was chaotic, you should have seen what went on yesterday. i think the Prince put it with his other discarded blog posts, if you want to check it out.
*Cthulhu walks in with a cake, still wearing the sombrero from last night's card game.*
Discord: C! glad you could make it! Is Shubby coming too?
Cthulhu: No, the other lords of chaos could not attend, and i can only stay for a few minutes. Um... Pinkie's not here, is she? that mare scares me.
Hey there, Discord. So, tell me, Did you EVER do anything to Luna? whether it be last time you got out, or all the way back those 1000 years? and if so, WHAT did you do to her? and do not lie to me either!
877403 Pinkie: HI THERE!!!!
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Pinkie pie.........scares you? Really? You, a lord of Chaos? Oh and why do you have a sombrero? Really Cthulhu, alien up. *walks back over to the clock and lights up her horn* come on clock hands, START MOVING FASTER!!!!
877525 *Cthulhu screams like a girl and runs out, Pinkie expertly catching the cake in her mouth.*
Discord: Tex! Pinkie! glad to see you could make it! I hope you enjoy the Party! Hopefully we'll get a few more guests. as soon as the Prince gets back, we'll get some real music. Um, Tex... You do know that that's not me in the videos, it's just me from an alternate universe (okay, the first one was me)? just checking?
...
Cake?
877533 Discord: We were playing a card game, and Cthulhu had three of a kind, so he needed to put on a sombrero. Tex beat him though.
877537 First: the cake is a lie, second: I don't care which one is you. all I want to know, is what you did to Luna. or if you did anything to her to begin with.
Pinkie: The Cake is a Lie?!? *starts crying, and shifts to Pinkamena appearance*
Me: No no, Pinkie. *shoves a piece in her mouth* Can you FEEL it? can you TASTE it? then it's real! I'm just saying that for Discord.
877550 Discord: Luna? I never did anything to her. and that's the honest truth. She and Celestia were the only beings who were comparable to me in power. you want an enemy? then we focus on Nyarlathotep.
*the fireplace dims, and the shadows briefly grow larger. Pinkie begins making further decorations with her party cannon, and everything returns to normal.*
877558 *snaps fingers, and he's sitting in a comfy chair, as is Discord, infront of the fireplace* Thou best be telling the truth about that. I shall be asking Luna herself, later. But, thou art correct, we must first focus on him. So, how shall we go about it? You saw my power, I use that power to protect my family and friends. so, I thank your shared praise, that I'm worthy of fear, but the only people I wish to fear me, are my enemies. my friends and family, should be happy to see me. and I know they are! *snaps fingers, and he's in the following outfit* dailyanimeart.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/namikaze_by_catriinaa.png *has a headband on, showing his cutie mark: a full moon, with a flame emblazoned on the center, with a moonflower inside the flame, not burning*
877577 Discord: Your Chaos magic is strong, but the Herald is not simply skilled in Chaos, nor is he a chaos spirit like me. He is PURE CHAOS, as in a physical manifestation similar to the Grim Reaper. That is why he can only be imprisoned, not killed. the Prince's research is almost complete. that changeling has a good head on his shoulders.
877664 There's ways to kill him. and I intend to beat the shock out of him. *his eyes flash to look like NMM's for a few moments, and a black flame aura surges around him as well, for a few moments, as he cracks his knuckles* He will PAY for what he did to Luna so long ago....and what he could do to Nyx....*looks around* Speaking of which, where is that adorable wittle filly.
877833 Discord: School, i think. and i'm sorry, but even Celestia and Luna haven't found a way to kill him. besides, if he dies, so will everything, you know, balance of the universe and whatnot. I'm sure the Prince will figure something out. too bad he's missing the party *offers you a glass of chocolate milk, when Ditzy flies in and drops off a letter. as she flies out, Discord picks it up.* It's from the Prince.
877970 *takes glass* Huh. speak of the devil. *pokes it, and a hologram of the Prince appears* Also, Discord, tell me what you think of my adopted Son, Nightmare Moon's son, Dream Galaxy?
877977 Discord: Haven't met him yet, sorry. been kind of busy. *presses Play*
the Hologram: Discord, Tex, if you're hearing and watching this, it means Ditzy managed to find you both. You need to find a book called the Necronomicon. Unfortunately, Tex, it's on the same wavelength as your Chaos Magic, so you can't summon it. The book is located in *Message turns to static, to be replaced by the Herald's Masked face*
the Herald: ah, ah, ah, i can't just let you know that.
878012 *snaps fingers, and it switches back.* Now then, you were saying Prince? of course, the fact that you say it's on the same wavelength of my chaos magic, which means that I can't summon it makes NO sense....
878027 ...which i know makes no sense, as supposedly there's nothing there, and since it's in the middle of the Vortex...*static*
878033 The Vortex? huh...*snaps fingers and brings up a book, which, ironically, happens to be the Necronomicon.* nah. *chucks it aside. then snaps fingers, and Nyx appears in his lap* Hallo Nyx!
878044 Discord: The Vortex is a huge influx of chaotic magic somewhere off Equestria's east coast. it messes with magic ablities. *Picks up the book.* This is a copy, of absolutly no use whatsoever. *chucks it into the fire* What's bad about the Vortex is how foggy it is, and what lives in the fog.
Nyx: Tex! Cheerilee was teaching us about History! *notices the hologram, which is working again, and presses play*
Hologram: I shall meet you in Hinnysmouth, it's south of Manehattan. Tex, I will be there tonight. In the meantime, have a Happy Discord Day! Okay, GlaDOS, so i just press this button and *Hologram blinks out.*
878109 *blinks* Oh? So sorry my dear. Come now, let me take you back personally! *snaps fingers, and he disappears, with Nyx, appearing outside the schoolhouse, and knocks on the door.*
878130 *a tall, heavily muscled changeling about a foot taller than Big Macintosh with orange eyes answers the door.*
Thud: Ah, young miss! Cheerilee and i were worried about where you had gone. good to see you are still safe. *Looks up at you.* Hello, I'm Thud, part-time teacher. thank you for returning Nyx. *Nyx hugs the changeling's leg, and waves goodbye to you as they go inside.*
*a letter flies to you and opens itself. you open it*
What is that which holds abyss
has known the touch of whale-song's kiss,
is loved by all, yet visits are few
and changes with Luna's Moon?
-Herald
878152 *enters as well* Forgive me Thud, if I don't trust you that much, considering your a changeling, mainly due to the wedding's invasion. *sits near nyx, and Scoot* Hey Scootaloo. (*is still in that Ninja outfit*) Hmmm...*reads the letter out loud* What is that which holds abyss
has known the touch of whale-song's kiss,
is loved by all, yet visits are few
and changes with Luna's Moon? does anypony have a clue what it means? It's my duty as her coltfriend, to protect Luna, and Nyx, whom I protect, as her godfather. SO, does anypony have a clue what it means?
878160 Applebloom: *Thinks for a minute, with Nyx joining in* Hmmm...*both at once* The Sea?
*somepony taps you on the shoulder. you turn around to see a small colt with yellow eyes and red pupils*
Discord: It's a clue to that thing the Prince Mentioned.
878170 *thinks about it...* The Sea....hmm...that does make sense...there is a dark deep abyss at the bottom, it changes, shapes, and size like my dear Luna's Moon, It's loved by many, and yet, visited by few....and Whales can sing so.....Hmm...makes sense to me...Anyway, where is Cheerilee anyway? and your teaching history? I wouldn't mind sitting in, or helping, if possible.
*the mane six and queen chrysalis wlk through the door and sit down, twilight looks at me*hey can we get a drink here?
Me: what do i look like, a bartender? *celestia walks in and grabs a mug of hard cider*
Me: alright, this is getting wierd. Actually, its past wierd and right on down to freakytown.
Hey prince can i base a story off of some of these comments? Or you could take them and make them into a story about a changeling party.
878206 Sure, I wouldn't mind. but to get the full story, (you are talking about mine and Tex's conversation, right?) you'd need to go to my previous Blog post.
878184 *Cheerilee comes in from a teacher meeting, and is glad to see Nyx is safe. she agrees to your request, and begins teaching again. you notice when she mentions the Vortex and how supposedly there is an ancient city there.*
Discord: While you are busy with this quest, I'm off to host my party. *Poof!*
*you raise your hoof to ask a question about what she said about the city, when two small changeling foals (the Prince's kids) explain that there's one pony in town who knows all about it, more than Cheerilee. realizing this is important, you ask the obvious question:*
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I think ill just start on discord day morning then go from there, thanks thouh prince
878254 (Two things: one: I'm a HUMAN! second, you shouldn't exactly be trying to control me...)
So, Who does know?
By The way Discord, got ANOTHER song of yours.
878271 *Discord pops back in* Human? oh, this is just too perfect! I know who those foals are talking about. TO THE HOUSE ACROSS FROM SUGARCUBE CORNER!!! After you!
878258 you're welcome
*Neon Lights and Vinyl Scratch walk in*
Vinyl: LET'S GET THIS STARTED!!!
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878333 *blinks* Wait. wat? *Steps in*
878258 so, you want to use my and the Prince's conversation/rp for a story huh? I approve!
878356 *the Door opens, revealing Lyra, Equestria's leading mythological expert.*
Lyra: Discord, is this another joke? For the last time, I'm not interested in humans! I'm interested in Yahoos! Stop dragging things from other dimensions! *Turns to you* Okay, so what is it you need to know?
878379 first, why the sudden change? Last I checked, Lyra, you were obsessed with humans. and second: define Yahoos.
878435 Lyra: Yahoos are a species of bipedal ape similar to a slightly less hairy than normal sasquatch. they are the closest thing Equestria, or this world has to humans, but they are more like gorillas. I was never obsessed, that was just a fan-decided personality. But you're here to talk about the city? Discord told me.
878472 *nods* it's my job as Luna's coltfriend, to protect her, same goes for Nightmare Moon, her son, my son, Dream Galaxy, Nyx, and Showmare Trixie. so, what is it I need to know? also, I got this note. *shows note from The Herald* Any idea what it means? According to Nyx, and Applebloom, it's referring to The Sea, that's what they think, but, do you think it means something else?
878626 *Lyra considers, then uses her magic to get a book labeled Nautical Mysteries. Opening it, she turns to a chapter and reads the introduction aloud:
Lyra: "The Elements of Harmony are not the only elements. Consider the alchemical quartet - Earth, Air, Fire, Water. The symbolism is obvious, but with it the imperfection. The Earth Pony race, strong and durable. The Pegasi, of course. And the Unicorns in whom the spark of magic is kindled to a blaze. Robustus, Pegasus, Monoceras. What, then, of Hippocampus?"
Whoever sent this wants you to go to the Vortex.
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Not exactly. Ill probably.. oh ya know what just use the password opal on the story Discord Day Party to see my progress on the first chapter.
878716 NO!!! I REFUSE TO SPOIL THE SURPRISE FOR MYSELF!!!