IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! · 10:54pm Feb 28th, 2013
Happy Discord Day Eve!!!
What's that?
You've never heard of Discord Day?
You mean you haven't carved your traditional Discord Day Trees out of soap and carefully hung your horseshoes on the branches? Or taken your Discord Day Party Hats, hung them over the fireplace, and filled them with chocolate to drink at midnight? Or stood on your head and deklat sdrawkcab for five minutes every time you hear the word "Eggplant?"
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!
Anyway, as a gift to Discord, I shall let him take care of my user page tomorrow while I answer comments on other's pages, read up on some fics, and work on my own fic.
So anyway, everything will be back to normal on Saturday, but until then, Happy Discord Day! I am off to see the Great Old Ones! (It's card night, and all the forces of chaos, Twilight, and I need to be there.)
(P.S. Discord always beats Twilight at cards)
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Heh..heheheha...ahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Happy Discord day to ME! because, since you're letting Discord take care of your user page, I get to beat the shock out of him for fun!!! *evil laugh*
874957 Fair enough, but he's specifically in charge of the blog.
Also, please go easy on him. you may not like him, but Nyx and Fluttershy do. Plus, he's.... better than he was.
874985 Yes yes, I saw his reform episode too. though, it will be nice to see Nyx again! (also Fluttershy has an account, as does Luna (Three times over, in the form of Nighty, Princess Luna, and Gamer Luna) Twi has one, AJ has one, Rarity has one (currently being overtaken by Chuck norris), Pinkie has one, Dash Seems to have one, Cadence has one, Tia has one (as you know) Mother has one (Mother Fausticorn that is) Ditzy Doo has one as well!) doesn't mean I can't beat the tar out of him though right? he kinda had it coming, considering what he may or may not have done to Luna during his havoc.
875012 fair enough, I see your... A FULL HOUSE!?! YOU CHEATED, DIDN'T YOU!?!
Cthulhu: Whether I have or not is none of your concern.
Discord: C, he accused you of cheating, so Go Fish.
Cthulhu: Fine.
875031 Oh, your playing cards? I'M IN! *draws 5 cards* are deuces wild?
875033 I DON'T KNOW!!! IT'S A CARD GAME WHERE THE RULES CHANGE CONSTANTLY!!! I'M SORRY FOR YELLING!!! I PULLED A SEVEN OF CLUBS, SO I HAVE TO YELL FOR THIS COMMENT!!! RIGHT, SHUBBY!?!
Shub-Niggurath: Yes, that is the rule at the moment.
Discord: Six of Diamonds!!! Twilight?
*Twilight sighs and stands on her head and starts saying "pretty princess ponies prancing perpendicular" for three minutes.*
Me: since I don't actually know how to play cards, i'm actually good at this game. 3 sixes! Someone has to get an eggplant!!! hmmm... Discord!
Discord: Fine.
875053 *lays down hand* Straight flush!
875057 Nice! You get Discord as a punching bag for 12 hours!!
Discord: WHAT!?!
Me: Don't look at me, it's your rule.
Discord: I didn't actually think... Fine. here's your eggplant.
Me: also, you draw three extra cards
875067 Oh joy! actually, I've got a massive combo I wanted to try! I'll do it tomorrow though. since I get to do so then anyway! *draws new hand*
875074 Hold on, pulled a joker, gotta go find someone else to join, BRB.
875079 *waits, still looking at hand*
875089 I'm back, waiting for someone to respond.
Z-A-L-G-O: Hey, can I...
all: NO.
875109 *shotguns Z-A-L-G-O in the face with a 3 barreled Shotgun, called the Hydra (play Resident Evil 5 to see it) then blows off the smoke* There. everypony happy? *continues to wait, by looking at his hand.*
875132 Thanks. That guy may have a big ego, but he is such a TOOL.
Slendermane: It ApPeArS aS tHoUgH i HaVe A sTrAiGhT fLuSh. Mr. ChAoS, mAy I hAvE a LiSt Of WaYs To ToRtUrE dIsCoRd?
Twilight:
I give up. *Walks away through a dimensional portal*
875165 *prepares to snap neck of Slendermane* Can I? *reveals his hand* 5 of a kind!!! *hand: 5 Princess Luna's and a 2, which are wild*
875172 You can snap his horn, and he loses the game, as does everyone except you and Cthulhu, both of you draw seven cards, and the winning hand gets a cool sword. *holds up a flaming sword made of mithril.*
875190 Yay! *snaps the horn on Slendermane* Alright then. *draws 7 cards, and stars at Cthulu not affected by his curse* Jeez you are ugly.
875214 Cthulhu: It's Genetic. You are a brave one for saying that, though. I respect that in a three dimensional being.
*Puts down a three of a kind, putting on a sombrero, as per the rules.*
875242 *smirks* Thank thee for thy praise. But, it ends here. *puts down Royal Straight Flush* I win. *proceeds to beat the shock out of Discord for a few moments*
875261 You truly are a master at this game. take your prize. you don't have to use it, but it is an interesting conversation starter. *hands you the flaming Mithril sword.*
Also, the next chapter of my fic will include Luna's old method of talking. any tips? I don't just want to randomly put "thees" and "Thous" throughout the dialogue.
875286 Well...Hmmm....Thee is used when referring to someone, Thou is made for 'you' she used to use 'we' all the time when referring to herself (same with 'our') art in place of 'are' I'd recommend looking up olden english style speaking...and Luna Eclipsed, so you can see her old speech style for yourself again, also, some stories I've read have her speak in that style. AH. read Luna's Story: Rise of the Lunar Stallions, it's after Luna's return, but before Nightmare Night, and Luna speaks in her olden tongue. just not with the RCV except in a few moments. (RCV: Royal Canterlot Voice) also, The Return of Princess Nightmare Moon. it's another story, where Nightmare Moon returns from her banishment (in that fic, it's an alternate universe, where there never was a Luna, she was ALWAYS Nightmare Moon. character wise, it's still Luna though, she just looks like Nighty all the time in that one, if that makes sense.) and she has that speech pattern there too. hope it helps.
875326 It does, and thank you.
hope you like the sword. (Tip: the key to a properly cooked Draconequus is a low flame over a long period. Discord hates it when I do that.)
Discord: May I please go? I need to prepare for the blog tomorrow.
Me: Reddened Chaos gets one more shot at you, and then you can go.
Slendermane: ThIs Is GoInG tO bE gOoD!
875366 I'm gonna make this worth it. in fact, I'll beat him down now, and I won't harm him tomorrow, unless it turns out he did something to Luna. *cracks knuckles*
(check description for the moves title) *Does the following moves: Nine-tailed Rasengan, True Wind Style: Rasen Shuriken, Hidden Lotus, Leaf Hot Wind, Liger Bomb, Sage Art Massive Rasengan Mega Barrage, and finally Lightning Blade: Twin Lightning Shiver (also called Double Lightning Quake) then finishes with the secret martial arts technique: Shun Goku Satsu, aka The Raging Demon, which literally means Instant Hell Murder*
(the one I use: starts at 1:28 on the video here)
875414 *The assembled lords of chaos applaud in approval, and even Discord, beaten and bruised as he is, manages a small bow of respect*
Discord: Truly you are one worthy of fear. I shall not harm Luna nor any other tomorrow or ever, though I have signed a contract that says I must post *checks contract* "Two or three videos featuring a discorded Ditzy." *sarcastic* Oh, joy. I need to find videos of a bundle of rage who beats me up as bad as you do. Ah well. Arrivaderci! *Poof!*
875457 *smirks* I thank thee for thy praise, yet again. of course, I shall be holding thou upon thy word. if thou dares harm Luna, I will make thee pay. (heh, nice combo I created out of those ultimates, and the Raging Demon don't you think?)
875476 Agreed. I shall now continue to work on my fic.
*The assembled lords of Chaos all leave, Save for a black pony with a white mask*
The Mysterious Pony: Read The Stars Will Aid Their Escape by Drhoz. I shall enjoy being your enemy. *Laughs menacingly before disappearing.*
875529 Harm Luna...and you will feel my full rage.
875546 The Mysterious Pony: I would never harm her... Physically. I have never hurt anypony directly. Did I make Celestia bring down the sun in an attempt to stop me? I didn't Force her to, but yes. But Did I actually kill millions by exposing them to the sun's radiation as it crushed me? No. Ah Poor Tia, she was so torn up after that. enough to ignore her sister's cries for attention, creating a... nightmare for Tia's dear subjects. all is explained in that which I mentioned before. I cannot be defeated, for I am the Herald.
875586 *black flames surge around him, like his aura, and his eyes, flash, to match those of NMM's* You...YOU are the one behind Nightmare Moon...Grr...if you do ANYTHING to Luna, I WILL CRUSH YOU! *strikes out with Lightning Blade* (Feel free to have Nyx show up too man! I love spending time with Nyx)
875632 Herald: *chuckles* Mortals. So... volatile, so easy to break. I am not even here, but in a place you cannot possibly reach me. The last time I faced the princesses, I sent them beyond the walls of their realm, and I would have succeeded in my plan had that dragon's fire not transported me to them. But I have plans for there realm still... Sleep, Dear Nyx, for I have special plans for all the ponies, and I will test your ability to defend *Disappears, leaving only you and me*
Me: should I tell you where he is? you aren't going to like it, plus it spoils the end of the fic he mentioned.
875689 I don't care. *flames surge more* I WILL NOT LET HIM HARM MY DARLING NYX!!! *eyes are glowing just like NMM's*
875699 Alright... he is gestating in Fluttershy's womb. Poor Flutters doesn't even know, and she never will. after a few months, he'll crawl out, and he'll find a place to get back to full strength, and attack again in... about 2000 years.
875715 Well...then He can't hurt anypony now can he? *prepares to snap fingers, to use his Chaos Magic, to bring him here, and end him now*
875725 No, we're safe from the Crawling Chaos that is Nyarlathotep for about 2000 years, and by then, Cadence and Nyx will have reached full power, so combined with the Princesses and Discord (he really hates that guy), we have nothing to worry about!
875747 Still..I will NOT allow him to harm Nyx...or Luna...*glares* Couldn't I bring him here, NOW. and end him?
875756 Sorry, but I think it's the groundwork for a sequel to that fic he mentioned. all you can really do is summon a portion of his consciousness to beat up on, but it won't hurt his physical body. Still, I guess that's kind of satisfying, so have at it!
875801 Do not doubt my power...however...he mentioned Nyx...her...ability to defend...what is he going to do to her? I will protect her! HOW can I protect Nyx? *slowly seems to calm...*
875831 I don't know! he uses the Xanatos Gambit, making so many plans that he always ends up winning. He was blasted into oblivion by the princesses, but he put himself in Flutters beforehand, so he would be able to come back. I'm an expert in this sort of thing, and I don't know what he'll do! *Hangs head in defeat*
I just don't know.
*a time portal opens, and Adult Nyx in full Battle Regalia steps through*
Nyx: I don't have much time. Reddened Chaos, make sure Nightmare's foal is safe, do you understand? It's Crucial that he remain safe! He is the Key! Remember! *begins to fade away* He is the KEY!!!
*The portal closes, taking Nyx with it*
876005 NO!!! *grips the closing portal, holding it open by sheer strength, willpower, and chaos magic* WAIT NYX!!!! LISTEN! Your saying Dream Galaxy, the foal I am the father of, is the key to this? I will keep him safe. I wouldn't be able to call myself his father if I didn't! I will protect him, as best as I can. just as I will protect you...I love you Nyx. your just as much a daughter to me, as Dream Galaxy is my son. Come here, quickly....please...give your father a hug. *holds the portal open for her to do so, and for him to be able to return it.
876029*The hug is returned, before Nyx and the portal fade away. Nyx's words linger in the air.*
Me *mostly to myself*: How did he even know about Nyx? they're not even from the same universe. I need more research. Chaos, you do what you need to. Research all you can. that fic he mentioned... it actually is useful. find out what you can about Nyarlathotep. I need to go conduct research. *opens a portal* I await your findings.
876067 *Returns Nyx's hug, before allowing the portal to close, and nods* I see...well, before you go...bring me the present Nyx...the child Nyx. I will protect her, as Best as I can. and please, call me either Tex, Texas, or Red.
876093 *I look up from the computer. beside me is a ponified GLaDOS.*
Me: GLaDOS, Portal Sequence 108.
*GLaDOS opens a portal, bringing Nyx and Twilight, as well as Discord, for some reason.*
Discord: We saw Everything. Heavy stuff.
*Twilight nods to Nyx, who embraces you in a hug.*
876122 *catches Nyx in a hug* Hey there! I missed ya Nyx! Well, if Twilight doesn't mind, I will be taking you under my care. and doing whatever I can to protect you. and considering I'm your godfather, you could consider my son, Nightmare Moon's son, Dream Galaxy, a brother, of sorts.
876136 GLaDOS: If I am correct, Nyx is currently supposed to be "punished" by being forced to stay with Twilight. Not meaning that you can't watch her, of course.
876156 What did you do Nyx? even then, Twilight and Nyx could stay with me, OR, I could stay with them. would give me an excuse to not only protect Nyx, and Twilight, but also spend some time with my 'goddaughter'
876179 Nyx: It's not a real punishment, remember? At the end of Past Sins? I was "forced" to stay with Twilight, aka live with her?
876384 *laughs* Ah. yes. of course...doesn't mean you can't stay with me though! *nuzzles, and kisses head*