Feb
28th
2013
{Chapter Idea} A Funeral for Celestia · 9:44pm Feb 28th, 2013
The entire premise is that every hundred years or so Celestia has a funeral for herself.
Everyone shoes up, there's a fancy Coffin, she's inside it playing Dead and everything goes like a normal Funeral.
Except instead of it being meaningful or sad everyone comes up and can say anything they want about Celestia without consequence.
I have no idea where this is going.
I just have this mental image of Celestia in a casket
I'm a horrible person.
As long as they dont set her on fire while in a rage induced flame pony transformation... *cough*Twilight*cough*
Now i imagine it and Celestia being inside and like "*sniff sniff* Mmm smells like chicken..."
I shall shoe up too.
Ohhh, when I saw the title the first thing I thought about was the story Cry for Eternity...
I thought you were actually gonna kill off Celestia for a second there
... phew, bullet dodged.
874735
The number of times I have killed Celestia
This has promise, but why would Celestia ever plan something like this for herself?
All I can think of is Sarge's funeral from Red vs Blue.
Luna: (about NIghtmare Moon) Is she campaigning for your position at your funeral? Classy.
Celestia:
Do it.
sounds like something that forces Celestia to reset the world.
Do it! Do it!
YES!!!
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY YES!!!
DO IT YOU FOAL!!! FOR TEH LULZ!!!!
So, a big roast for celestia?
I love it, can some of my OCs be there with their own words?
I think I speak for everyone when I say GO FOR IT!!!
Roast for Celestia? OMG. DO IT. DO EEET :D *bounces like freakin' Pinkie Pie!*
Pfft. Is that all? Because I can do far worse.
How much worse are we talking about here?
I am talking about mentally and literally raping Celestia, both in mind and body mind you, and beat the ever loving
crap out of her mental stability. In essence, she is reduced to a very scared and defenseless foal with guilt issues, especially on banishing her sister.
(And perhaps a hidden romance that might blossom between the two sisters as Luna finds more and more about what Celestia hides beneath her shiny exterior.)
I want them to swap roles here, where Luna has to rescue her dear sister from a torment like none other, even worse than one could do as Nightmare Moon.
Sounds great. Do it!
This greatness must be done.
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT
Whence the occupany of caskets are un-dead, live or otherwise, they must costume appropriately and the funeral misic of choice should be Michael Jackson.
...THRIIIILLERR! Doo doo, doo doo!
DANCE PRINCESS, DANCE.
Huh, wonder why you never went though with the idea