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Feb
25th
2013

Possible Side Project?? · 10:31pm Feb 25th, 2013

Alright, I know I said that the last blog post would be the penultimate one before the pre-update blog post, but I just have to get this idea out. I know, I know, I'm sorry.

But anyway, while doodling up ideas for the MLD clopfic with Tolkien writing (which I actually was not serious about in the first place but then I actually got thinking about), a random idea popped into my head. While it's pretty crazy (crazier than The White Rider, as in really insane), I think it could serve as a nice side project that has the potential for many D'AWWW moments, though I'm not very certain about working on it at all.

What about a My Little Dashie re-interpretation that takes place in the 60 years between the end of The Hobbit and before The Lord of the Rings? With Bilbo Baggins as the protagonist? The pony will be Rainbow Dash, of course.

Ugh, that actually sounds sort of bland, but thoughts? Is it workable?

Thanks,
~Ascension.

P.S.: DPV111, that picture rocked.

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Comments ( 32 )

Holy crap. I think I've nagged you about this to the point where you're actually doing it.
Um... yeah. This is awkward.
WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING ON ABOUT DO EET NOW!
LOTR porn, plz.
Only joking.
But not really.
Do it.
-StormyWeather

Bilbo Baggins, the bravest little pony of them all!

Better not have anything to do with second person or anything to do with interspecies relationships with humans and anything else from MLP.

That would be totally awesome!

:rainbowdetermined2: :rainbowlaugh:

Have another, completely unrelated idea.

Ulysses from the Lonesome Road DLC, or Joshua Graham from the Honest Hearts DLC.

You did play Fallout: New Vegas right?

I just think it would be interesting to see these guys in a new environment.
Joshua, with his heavy religious beliefs, and a very dark past.
How would he react to a veritable Eden not ruled by the God of the Bible and his faith, but of two completely unknown beings of deity status.
Would his faith hold? Or would his faith lead him down a dark path? And if so, could the interactions he had with the Courier save him (provided the courier was a good guy)?


Then we have Ulysses, who only wanted a nation he could be proud to live in.
He shows up in Equestria, and how does he view it?
The NCR, the Legion, and even the Brotherhood of Steel did not have what it takes to bring order to a place such as the Wasteland, in his eyes.
But the actions of one man, as he sadly found out, can change history for the better or worse of all.


Also: Make it Samwise Gamgee instead of Bilbo.

865071

Can you imagine him:

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Having relations with her?

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I am positively LAWLING at that thought. It's a somewhat unpleasant thing to imagine...

Here is the best idea for a fanfic ever: Brace yourselves...
'Equestria in Human' or 'EIH'. It's like Human in Equestria, but the other way around.
But I don't mean a pony coming to the human world...
...I mean ponies literally inside a human.
It's the story about *insert name here* who eats a horse-meat burger, waking up one day to discover that an intelligent race of ponies have set up 'Equestria', their own world, in his mouth.
Stuff happens.
A story about love, romance, loss, family, and really chewing your food.
Make it so people.
-Weatherstorm

865097

Right?? :raritystarry:

865105

I was actually going to do a Joshua Graham fic, but then this came about and I felt it would be like copying:

A Not So Lonesome Road

Also, Sam instead? Hmm...
I'd need to find a good window for that. Bilbo's got six decades, but Sam could definitely work. :yay:

865132

HAHAHAGHAHA.

HOLY SHIT.

YOU. WRITE THAT NAO.

865137
Meh. CBA. Somebody should, though. I'm here to give inspiration to the masses.
Just make sure to credit me when it becomes a MASSIVE SUCCESS.
-Weatherstorm

Please, please write this. Please.

865135

Well dang. Gonna read that now.

Uh, um.....FUCK IT, TOSS DOCTOR MOBIUS IN THERE AND LET THE HILARIOUS SCIENCE COMMENCE.

Or Fawkes from Fallout 3.

865164

:scootangel:

865173

...Actually... YOU WRITE IT.

Because it sounds like a really cool idea.

:rainbowdetermined2:

Ahhhh the Internet. :ajsmug::ajsmug: Only place on Earth where you can find a hobbit having sexual intercourse with an equine-ish mammal. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: You know what I'm doing right now???
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The idea itself is awesome/hilarious:pinkiehappy::raritystarry::trollestia::trollestia:. Long as it isn't anything too serious. :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:
This is what I'm imagining. I can't help it.
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That fraking Ring better not try and tempt Rainbow. . .

Though she can't really put it on can she?

Why have RD? Why not somepony more suited to the Hobbit lifestyle? How about Applejack?

So basically... it's My Little Dashie, except instead of coming to the 'Real World" the little pony goes to the Shire?

...Well, the way you've set it up, it doesn't look like it could fit in the continuity of White Rider all that well, so as long as you don't try to shoehorn it in like that, okay I guess? :applejackunsure:

I'd be on board with just more White Rider, but it could be interesting I guess. You do what you want.

Though... I'd suggest you don't make it a clopfic like in the original joke :twilightsheepish:

Also, does it have to be Rainbow Dash? Like 865354 said, I think Applejack, or perhaps Fluttershy would do a little better.

865454Fluttershy would be a good fit for Hobbiton. Rarity might also do well, living with Bilbo Baggins, the richest and most cultured of all Hobbits. He would teach her manners, how to be a lady and how to properly go about an adventure.

Say Bilbo likes ponies... like really likes ponies. So he... likes a pony a little too much one cold and lonely night... And 11 months later...

Also, yes that pic is awesome but I found you the perfect cover pic: i.qkme.me/3olwqx.jpg

Here's my advice to you:
Add a couple more chapters to White Rider BEFORE you start any pet projects. It's obvious by the way you update that you're not only very selective on quality, but you also don't pump out chapters like crazy. This plus White Rider may be more than you can handle.

Or maybe not, maybe you secretly have hundreds of White Rider chapters and they just need editing. Who knows?

865231

AHAHAHAHA.

Awesom pic and gif.

865274

No, she cannot. But then again, who knows? :trollestia:

865311

:pinkiegasp:

865354

Mm, I just thought of that too. I've just been influenced by so many MLD fics, where a little Rainbow Dash is just walking around on her little hooves and flapping her wings fruitlessly. :rainbowlaugh:

865454

Mm, perhaps Rainbow wouldn't work. BUT SHE'S JUST SO CUTE.
Also, you're right; it would not be in the same continuity as The White Rider, which I am also more on board on as well.

865472

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:
Funny thought, Rarity being taught by Bilbo.

865981

Aww man, half-hobbit, half-pony monstrosities will come.

And ooh! That cover... :twilightoops:

866016

Heh, I wish I had hundreds of White Rider chapters.

But if I actually did write it, it would be a one-shot. A large one, sure, which would surpass the 10,000 word mark, but still only a chapter.
No worries, I will not over-exert myself. I'm more for White Rider as well.

866194
I'm that opposed to humans and ponies having sexual relationships together.

866203

Especially when it's hobbits.

866226
Hobbitses are like midget humans with big feet and like to eat. So they count as humans in my book.

866235

Well, I've run out of words to describe this epicness. Congratulations.

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Here, take Gandalf's cutie mark as a reward.
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866242

Ugh. It is pretty gross either way. :rainbowlaugh:

866283

Did you know that head explode gif comes from the Saturday Night live episode that Linda Hamilton (I believe) hosted? They were making a joke during the intro about how in every movie all the people close to her die horribly.

Gonna be honest, the only MLD thing I ever cared for was the Rainbow Dash Presents treatment, which, if you're not in the know, is a deconstructive parody.

866681

I actually did not know that. The mystery has finally been solved! :twilightsmile:

869472

I found that a pretty entertaining parody as well. :twilightsheepish:

HOLY SHIT< UR ACTUALLY STILL HERE!

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