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neutralmilk


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  • 380 weeks
    Five Long Years...

    Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how

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    5 comments · 689 views
  • 521 weeks
    Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

    That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

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    6 comments · 607 views
  • 545 weeks
    Here's your Christmas present, peoples

    Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

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    0 comments · 536 views
  • 546 weeks
    Need a pre-reader for a new story

    All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

    I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

    So lemme know!
    -neutralmilk

    10 comments · 544 views
  • 547 weeks
    EVERYBODY! QUICK!

    I have a story. Yup. Nice.
    Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
    PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

    Looks like there's going to be some...
    NEW-tralmilk.

    Ouch.

    0 comments · 588 views
Feb
24th
2013

Prepare yourselves friends! · 4:30pm Feb 24th, 2013

NEW STORY.

FINISHED.

SAVED ON THE SITE.

READY FOR POSTING COME FRIDAY (to maximize views).

LINK FOR YOU ALL COMING SOON.



Cuz I luvs ya.

-neutralmilk

(don't be afraid to thumb up the HELL out of it. LEt's get this bastard featured!)

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Comments ( 8 )

EVERYBODY! DOWNVOTE THE HELL OUTTA IT, JUST TO SPITE 'IM, AIGHT?

Why friday? How does that maximise views?

861329 GOOD LORD PREPARE TO FACE MY WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
861341 If I post it late night on friday or early morning saturday, it gets posted mid-Saturday. Which in turn means everyone is reading rather than at school or work or college. ?????? PROFIT
861414 861433 Glad to see some people are excited :rainbowwild:

The time of awesomeness is upon us!:rainbowdetermined2:

862112 And now that it's FINALLY done, I can get around to properly editing your story :P Sorry about all this time. It's been a chaotic few weeks

862174 I understand completely, and truth be told, I think the reason that chapter 2 isnt near done is because of my lack of confidence. But Ill be getting started on writing it tomorrow morning, so Ill have more for you by Tuesday, hopefully Wednesday at the latest. I have in my mind what's going to happen so it should be quick. Now, off to read your new story!

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