• Member Since 23rd Jan, 2013
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Obvious German


I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.

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  • 511 weeks
    The Undead Update

    So... how's life for all of you, my followers? Gone to some other reader? I don't blame you all, school life for me has been extremely hard and time-consuming and even then in the household I have a tight schedule in which to follow. In fact, sometimes I feel like the pressure of having people wanting more to my stories is also stressing me out. For all I know, I'm trying really hard to inject

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  • 538 weeks
    School Life Interruptions and Stories Delayed

    First off, I just wanted to say a very late Singles' Appreciate day to everyone of you merry bachelors! May you find someone to commit to, and maybe take HER money in the process! Huehuehuehue- Also, I have flu.

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  • 545 weeks
    A Late (Un)Merry Christmas!

    So yeah, this came in quite late because I've overextended the length of my procrastination of posting this, or just about everything else. Anyway, merry Christmas to all my followers who may or may not have lost faith in me because I haven't updated in a fuklung time! As to why I haven't been doing anything, the reason is both ridiculous and kinda self inflicted; I actually got too obsessed with

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  • 554 weeks
    Delays and Apologies

    It's been three weeks since the end of my finals, and I've delayed this blog for a very long time.

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  • 561 weeks
    Just a Quick Update for Ya'll.

    So I have my birthday coming up, party's all settled and shit, had a grand Enthusiacally' time with my schoolmates in a NERF TDM until the apartment guard caught us. To answer some questions about why I can't write chapters nowadays, I have lots and lots of things to do (More than your usual American college kid) but while I'm in my room studying some local language I still don't understand after

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Feb
23rd
2013

A short notice (By your favorite Wehrmacht General!) · 2:27pm Feb 23rd, 2013

Hello again, 'tis the German who updates his blog on the orders of Fuhrer (Now with extra Himmler!)

I want to make it very clear about one issue, earlier today I received a PM from a man named Cyber regarding my words that include the Fuhrer. Here's the PM for ya'll;

Okay, first up!

1. I am not really a Nazi (Condolences to your deceased comrade.) It's just how I talk.

2. I seem to have noticed the hate with Muslims and Russians in that very PM. What's up with that? I thought it was only about me and the Fuhrer?

3. GRAMMAR NAZI TIME (Too many grammatical errors!) You can't even spell Taliban? Something's damn wrong.

4. By the way, Germany does not, I repeat, DOES NOT do executions anymore. Only certain countries like Malaysia and China.

5. Nova Six is from a videogame. The closest equivalent of it in real life is Sarin Gas. (Viktor Reznov is very upset with you.)

Thank you for whoever may be offended with the inclusion of the Fuhrer and the Wehrmacht in my lines, my family lineage also suffered from the Axis ruling in Malaysia (Poor guys, getting shot by Japanese people is NOT a way to go) I am deeply sorry if you are in anyway affected by the Nazis in World War 2, and wish to say again that I am NOT a Nazi. It's just a way of saying things.

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Comments ( 2 )

He obviously doesn't know this is your persona. I use Spongebob quotes all the time, because it fits my character.

It's either that, or he's George Bush in disguise.

#sarcasm

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