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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 178 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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    17 comments · 360 views
  • 200 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

    32 comments · 355 views
  • 249 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

    14 comments · 385 views
  • 250 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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    15 comments · 481 views
  • 304 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

    18 comments · 407 views
Feb
22nd
2013

my kid is best kid, my uterus is best uterus · 11:43pm Feb 22nd, 2013

[6:38:35 PM] Midnight Dancer: kevin just called
[6:38:37 PM] Midnight Dancer: ash talked to him
[6:38:49 PM] Midnight Dancer: told him to 'have a safe flight, and watch out for bears. Because they eat people."

[6:41:24 PM] Pope RaspingLeedeelee: Because they eat people."Again
[6:41:25 PM] Pope RaspingLeedeelee: Best
[6:41:26 PM] Pope RaspingLeedeelee: Uterus
[6:41:27 PM] Pope RaspingLeedeelee: Ever

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Comments ( 26 )

Love and friendship come in all kinds of strange ways dont it?:rainbowlaugh:

K. I wish I hadn't gotten myself banned from the WRITE chat. I miss so much.

Beautiful

Mayhaps I should join the FiMFiction chat, eh?

856236 It's not the fimfic chat, silly.

Luz

856236 It's le 'WRITE' chat.

856407>>856379

Still. My friends on Skype only seem to talk about dicks these days, and maybe every once in a while, how one of the others is an AfAm homosexual of the most derogatory fashion.

... That last part, I couldn't help but hear in Cleveland Brown's voice.

856522

only seem to talk about dicks

^that's us

856112
You shouldn't have spammed everywhere, especially spamming racist and derogatory terms.

856599
Name one time I ever did any of the things you just described.

Luz

856522

talk about dicks these days,

Well, that's practically the chat there.

856583>>856665

Heh, I know. I just wanna talk about dicks with someone else. My friends got stuck on who's got the worst chode.

Luz

856844
So, you want to be added to the chat, then? :pinkiegasp:

856847 Eh, maybe. Is it over Skype? Or in a group here? I dunno. Groups on FiMFic are cool, but I've been dropped out of RP battles in the Comment Warriors group just because no one else remembers to link to me so I know the battle's on again. It... kinda sucks to be forgotten like that.

Luz

856877 Well, it's on Skype.

856883 Ah. Well, if you wanna add me as a friend, but not to the group, I could PM you my username. Or, hell, I could put it here, too.

Luz

856898
Heh, you choose! For me it's fine. :moustache:

856911 Kk, see ya on Skype!

i do not get it, can somepony explain this to me.

Your uterus may be best, but Henrietta Lacks' cervix was much cooler than yours.

856960
Kevin is my fiance, who just left for Taiwan for 3 weeks
Ash is my four year old son, who dispensed some sage wisdom to him
Midnight Dancer is me, with my awesome uterus, which is where babies actually come from (spoiler alert)

God I love that kid. I want to smother him with presents and hugs!

dem childrens

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