The Greatest Thing Ever · 8:35pm Feb 5th, 2013
People, I've found something so wonderful, it's the greatest story ever written, it really is, and not for the reasons it should be.
It's got bad dialogue, it's painfully melodramatic, the ending feels like a Robin Williams movie, and what's more, it was supposed to be serious.
It's the story of a reptile who starts playing for a different team, and his adventures with a special teammate.
In other words, Spike comes out of the closet.
It was meant to be serious.
It's way funnier than it should be.
I love it.
It's The Room if it starred a gay dragon.
Wait, The Room did star a gay dragon.
Tommy Wiseau sucks.
If nothing else, at least Spike and his male friend will be Together Forever, right?
Thank you, twist ending, you've officially moved from a regular downer to cut-myself-emo-downer.
dude. don't bash The Room. I legit enjoyed that movie.
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