Today's My BIRTHDAY · 1:00pm Feb 3rd, 2013
Resists urge to call today the anniversary of his 'foaling'
Right, so I'm (officially) 18 at last. No longer will I have to lie to reputable websites about my age. No longer will I be barred from purchasing alcohol (As if I'd actually spend money to inebriate myself anyway). No longer... Wait, that's it?
What perks come with being 18? I already got my credit card a year ago. The 'legal age' for snu-snu in this country is 16. Movies and games with R or M ratings are allowed for anybody 12 and over with the mental capacity to ask and the resources to pay for access to these things. I'm 18 at last, and it turns out that it's nothing but a number?!
GOD DAMNIT, MOVIES. ONCE AGAIN YOU'VE GOTTEN MY HOPES UP FOR NOTH-
D'awwwwwwww~
Alright, rage curbed. Wat now gais? What should I do now that I'm finally considered an adult by the law?
Why am I still awake?
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Pone.
Happy b-day! Go to a brothel, bitches love young men. (LOL)