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Fiddlebottoms


"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

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Jan
29th
2013

We Have Reached the Tipping Point · 9:52pm Jan 29th, 2013

There are now as many blog posts about blog posts about alicorn Twilight Sparkle as there are blog posts about alicorn Twilight Sparkle, and now I am making a blog post about blog posts about blog posts about alicorn Twilight Sparkle and this shit seriously needs to stop.
All of it.
Quit talking.
About anything.
No more words. Just silence.

Listen to this.

Look at this.

Thank you for your time.

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Comments ( 25 )
zel

All my stories are invalid now. :ajbemused:

I was wondering when somebody would do this...

I'm just waiting for the S4 opening, where they confirm that Scootaloo's dad is actually Col. Sanders.

767794
My stories were never valid.
It is an cool place to be.

zel

767818 Sgt Sprinkles*

zel

767831 Well, my stories never were.
Like, in existence.

767806
It is what I do.
I take something dumb and meta, and I add another layer of dumb and meta to it.
puu.sh/1UAbh

But Fiddle-sama...

767861
I turned this mess up to 11.
In my mind it was the only logical course of action...

I have this sudden urge to post beastiality.

That, or comment on how I'll be leaving the fandom because Season 3 has ruined MLP:FiM for good, and I hate my old stories, and now that I have a job I won't have the time to pony, or I'm just butthurt about something and I demand attention, or...

EDIT: THERE WAS BEASTIALITY HERE.

Obviously I'm not leaving. CHRIST. This post was written to mock rage-quitting and alicorn hatred.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS SCOLDED BY FIDDLEBOTTOMS.

... it was sort of hot.

I AM READY.

767877
The word you were looking for is senpai.
Baka.

768050
This blog is SFW, little missy.
Also, your image didn't work.

767967
Your thing did not work either.

768050 Don't you dare leave us.

768070 Fiddle-Senpai.

768070

Quit talking.

About anything.

No more words. Just silence.

768070

Sorry, sorry. I removed the image. For the record, it was... no, nevermind. Ruins the fun.

768088

Oh, you're one to talk!

:raritycry: - I DEMAND LOVE! RIGHT NAOW!

Kidding!

768209 Excuse me, I had a life changing journey to go on! :trixieshiftleft:

No, we're all going to die, Twiight becoming an alicorn is the sign of the end times. She is one of the... :rainbowlaugh:

Okay, sorry, I'm done, though I am loving the explosions of everyone's butthurt.

768330
Celestia, Luna, cadence and twilight, the 4 alicorns of the Apocalypse.

768351

Well, I was going to post something witty, but... just found out that Hasbro has trademarked the term “Equestria Girls” twice, one of which will be used for “dolls, doll clothes and doll accessories.” The first is for "toy ponies and accessories".

...

:rainbowderp: humans might be canon...

768050
You are like my little sister. That would be gross and weird.

768252

Excuse me, I had a life changing journey to go on!

Bilbo Baggins - Talked with dragons, outwitted a cave-thing, was captured by trolls, defeated giant spiders
Christopher McCandless - Crisscrossed the United States multiple times, hitchhiked, rode trains, lived on his own in the Gulf of Mexico, died in Alaska
Malcolm X - Traveled to Mecca, discovered people of different races living together in peace under the teachings of Allah, returned to the US with a more moderate message
Regidar - Didn't log into his FiMFiction account for about two days
:ajsmug:

768419
They've always been so. First generation up in this bitch.
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768252

Oh! Did you save any acid for me? No, of course not.

Go to your room.

769276

If by "little" You mean "morbidly obese", then... seems legit!

I could be dust and still think I'm a pig, eh.

769276 Wincest, sir.

Regidar - Didn't log into his FiMFiction account for about two days

5 days of harrowing jungle all alone, urban and organic alike, thank you.
I ran out of food on day three :twilightangry2:

769320 Pah. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

769276

I knew that; Megan, Danny and Molly were rather entertaining characters (yes, I watched G1 as a kid), I'm just wondering if they are going to bring them back?

I also know they keep saying that humans will not be in FiM but with Hasbro trademarking the term “Equestria Girls” and making a distinction between “doll” and “toy ponies”, it leaves much to the imagination, only time will tell I suppose.

You can't tell me what to do, Dad!
I'll talk FOREVER about blog posts that rant about other blog posts for posting about blog posts about fictional characters! :rainbowwild:

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