Jan
26th
2013
HELLO WORLD! I LIVE! · 12:02am Jan 26th, 2013
Yep! I live! Miss me?
(Not really...)
I can tell. Hardly a message from anypony...
(Well... we thought you were dead.)
Nope. Just went away for a while. Had matters to attend to.
(For a whole bucking month!?)
Something like that, yea...
(Did you at least write anything?)
NOPE!
(.......)
I was busy alright.
(So are ya back?)
Eh... If by back you mean sitting around all day and waiting for somepony to care, yea... I'm back.
(I care!)
I'm sure you do...
(Seriously, where have you been?)
Told ya, taking care of business.
(Care to share?)
Despite the fact that rhymes, no... unless ya ask.
(I ask.)
Through message idiot.
(Oh...)
Sorry, gotta get back into my manners.
Yep. Not really back back, but I'm back... if that makes sense...
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EternalShadow54 · 404 views
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Yay, you're back!
Now get your lazy ass to writing!!!
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Ouch... Calling me lazy... (Yea, that sounds about right.) I'm so hurt...
Chill though, I've got some stuff that I've been... contemplating for some time.
Sorry if I came off a bit harsh.
It's just that you haven't been on for a while, so it's been a tad stressful thinking of what happened to ya.
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But I iz back, and it wasn't harsh. A nice kick in the flank is probably what I need.
Oh the usual.Fighting pirates and killing robots, that sort of thing. But on a side-note, just actually finally found some time to get on. 12 days and I might disappear once more, BUT that's a HUGE maybe. Come Summer, I know I'll be back for a GOOD LONG while regardless.
Sounds like you had a great time. I wish I could have been there fighting pirates and killing robots with you. I was stuck here fending off hordes of vampire Neo-Nazis.
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Ah. We both know how that goes. Were the mole people involved?
Yup, along with legions of crab people. They had somehow hijacked the SHIELD helicarrier, so I had to team up with Optimus Prime to free the Avengers who were trapped inside.
Welcome back to the world of the living, Shadow!
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And how exactly did that turn out? Lord knows it didn't end well for me last time...
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Nice to be back! Missed breathing and such... Started feeling like a necessity over time.
752180 Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
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So how have things been around the site? Noticed some changes here and there...
752217 Fairly well, as far as I can tell. Like you said, a few changes, but they're fairly easy to get used to.
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Eh, didn't want too much happening while I was away. Guess not much DID happen. Anyway, I'm back. Awesome right? Thought so.
Well it turns out that six of the seven rings of power were not actually destroyed, beside the one Frodo cast into the fires of Mount Doom. Thanos had used the Infinity Gauntlet to capture the six remaining rings for his own use, using said power to side with the crab people and mole people. Me and Optimus met Gandolf in our venture to Middle Earth. We told him of our problem, so he agreed to help. We flew on the backs of eagles to Mordor, where we revived Souron that way we could revive the invisibility ring. After we got the ring back, Optimus quickly incapacitated Souron. We said farewell to Gandolf, and we made it back to the helicarrier. Little did we know, Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to revive Nazis from the dead, this time with powers like that of vampires. Optimus fought the Nazi's, mole and crab people. I used the ring to sneak past Thanos, where I freed the Avengers. Hulk broke open an escape route, while Thor and Iron Man lent a hand to Optimus. Me and Captain America tag teamed against Thanos. Though he was powerful, we managed to escape from the helicarrier, falling from the sky until Gandolf saved us with a flock of eagles. The helicarrier exploded, killing the vampire Neo Nazis, mole people., crab people, and Thanos. The fire also destroyed the infinity gauntlet and remaining rings. Though the damage was great, we got ahold of Batman, who agreed to pay for the helicarrier since he understood the situation we were in.
Such a boring weekend.
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At least Batman paid. He told me that I should be more careful next time. Probably still mad at me for blowing his house up when me and the mermaids decided to start a prank club together and snuck a pipe bomb into his bedroom. He had... a rude awakening.
He seemed kinda grumpy when we talked to him. Either he was just being his usual Batman self, or he was still pissed off at you.
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Probably pissed off at me. He didn't give you too much trouble though, right? I mean, I can call up Parthonax anytime man...
Nah, he was alright. Come to think of it, I don't know why Iron Man didn't want to pay. We asked him first, then he just kinda' flew off. Oh well..
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Sounds like there wasn't much that went on here while i was away. Tell the Smurfs i said hi next time ya see them. I still owe Papa Smurf twenty bucks...
He did that to me too. Makes me wonder about that guy...
I'm not allowed to come back to the smurf village. Something about me having pissed on their homes when I was on a camping trip. I didn't know I was pissing on them; their town looks like any other patch of mushrooms. Good thing I didn't decide to eat the shrooms instead.
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THAT'S WHY THEY WERE RELUCTANT TO LET ME BACK IN! Damn you...
Sorry
752247 You ask if it's awesome, I say 'absolutely'. Though it does take me a suspiciously long time to say...
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Suspicious behavior is suspicious...
752410 Indeed.
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It's kool. I still got in... after a few hours...
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Still, great to be back. Gets lonely, your own thoughts and all. Makes ya not wanna sleep so they can't take over. I guess ya get used to it after a while.
752415 Um... I'll take your word for it.
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Well, either that or it's the ungodly amounts of caffeine from Mountain Dew talking.
752427 That seems more than probable as a reason.
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More than likely. Mix that with Monster and... Well, you see where I'm coming from.
752430 Yeah... that seems a little unhealthy, actually. How've you been dealing with that?
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Eh, comes natural. I consume around... 200-250mg of caffeine a day, which is safe... for an adult. Doesn't bother me much though. Keeps me awake, that's for damn sure, but it's only too much if you become sleepless, and I don't ever drink that much. (That's about 4-5 Mountain Dews a day by the way...)
752441 Well, that's good to hear, I suppose.
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I moderate it.
Oh your crusade amongst the dead finally ended. Alright how was the crusade?
hi im billy mays and this is my favourite thread on the site and i mix references up sometimes and i throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying maaaayo gotta lego
oh man the lack of sleep is chipping away at me
literally
it is chipping away at my fingers
the keyboard is all bloodstained and stuff
yeah kinda strange but egh i can manage
I think I've neglected the punctuation rules too much. I just came here to say a collective "cool story bro." What?