australia; a mock poem · 10:18am Jan 25th, 2013
please note: i am an aussie and i love our country, this is just something i did because i was bored
and because taking the piss is fun :P
(plus, peepz are now following meh, so i figured might as well do stuff so it's not a pointless following)
*ahem*
down in the south, there lies a simple little land
a land so full of deserts, one might say it's rather bland
the habitants are crazy, drunk, dissorderly and crude
and spend their precious time indulging on booze and on food
it is a land so full of fluffy cuddly animals
however watch your distance as they might bite off your balls
yes the animals are quite special down there, now that is true
for even the herbivores will try and kill you
our climate is strange one, hot, cold and wet all in one day
the sudden, random temperatures can drive you quite insane
if you come on holiday make sure you watch the footy
and for your own safety don't turn down some beer for some tea
in every single town in every region every state
there is about 50 pubs who all serve booze on your plate
we are passionate about the footy and the cricket too
if you do not like it, man that is a bit taboo
for those who think obama makes your stomach feel like shit
you ought to try and be lead by a ranga big-nosed bitch
when it comes to naming states, we're the kings of originality
we have west australia south australia and the northern territory
and now we have to come to the end of this silly rhyme
for ponies call and i think i just do not have the time
good bye
Yes, taking the piss outta our own country is fin!
750107
glad you enjoyed it
Hey, remember that one blog?
No?
Well, here you go... Start remembering...
1237293
no
1237294 lol
1237294 Why don't you want to remember? Bad memories here...?
1237315
nah, I've simply given up trying to work out what compelled me to write this. So I've sort of just repressed this blog post due to the brain pain that comes every time I try to figure it out
1237317 Makes sense...
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1485967
i'm going to hell for laughing at this.
1604386
This blog keeps popping up.
1604391
this blog is like the NSA it's never gonna go away.
1604434
Not if I delete it.
1604436
but its so old.
1604386 Good, I'll meet you down there
Huzah! I have found the oldest blog of Stiggerzz!
2242232
you found the end of the rabbit hole....