BRPTTR Chapter 2 preview

OPUSCON! DO NOT EDIT THIS YET! Ok, well, anyways, here is an unedited preview of chapter 2. Hope you like it.

AN: I know there is a place at the end for these, but I have to tell you this before you read. Do not get mad at me for calling Derpy Ditzy, I know they are 2 diferent ponies, but I like the argument that she and the doctor have. It is funny, please do not kill me and enjoy this chapter.

"Hey! Derpy!" the Doctor shouted, "I have something to tell you!"

"Oh." said Derpy, "Is it about muffins? I'm hungry."

"No," said the Doctor, "But if you are hungry, I think I may have an English Muffin with butter. Do you want it?"

"Doctor!" she screamed, "You know I hate en English Muffins!"

"I don't know why, they taste pretty good with butter."

"Doctor! I told you this all ready! They taste like cardboard!"

"THEY DO NOT!"' he screamed loudly, "They happen to be perfect for breakfast."

"I would prefer a nice blueberry muffin."

"But Derpy..." the doctor was about to say something when he got cut off.

"My name is Ditzy! Not Derpy! Ditzy! How many times do I have to tell you that?"

"But I always call you Derpy Hooves. It sounds way better to say miss Hooves rather than miss Doo. The name Derpy is better suited for you."

"Why is that?" she asked, sounding annoyed.

"I just told you why."

"Ok, I don't care what you call me," she replied, "but English Muffins still taste like cardboard."

"THEY DO NOT!"

"Your argument is invalid." said Derpy, "I've got a muffin."

And end preview, hope you like it, and I will have the full copy for opuscon789 to edit by friday.
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