Shackles: Next chapter is 3,500 words in and is prepped for editing PbDMbN: Still on hiatus
New Story!
Hostile Takeover: Capitalism Reigns Supreme
A short oneshot I came up with to overcome a serious bout of writer's block. It's supposed to be a satire. Be on the lookout for it in a day or two. Warning: It might offend some people
I've been feeling rather creative as of late, so, I'm considering posting some of my other creative works on my blogs (mostly poems). So to start us off, here's one of my first works.
Dare I remind you that, in The Last Roundup, there was an outhouse. It was actually critical to the plot, as it's where they found Applejack. She's trollin', or at least sorta. I mean, maybe they don't have toilets, but just holes in the ground.
Oh my... Is she just trolling?
704991 Do ye question the word of Faust? I mean, how would they flush anyways?
705010
Hmm... Tara maybe, Faust not so much.
705012 Well, the word of Faust is law.
Dare I remind you that, in The Last Roundup, there was an outhouse. It was actually critical to the plot, as it's where they found Applejack. She's trollin', or at least sorta. I mean, maybe they don't have toilets, but just holes in the ground.
a.) She's trolling, 'cause outhouses are canon, if not toilets.
b.) She's serious, but too bad 'cause she's not in charge anymore and, again, outhouses are already canon.
705234 705238 Well, as you stated, outhouses may be common, but toilets most certainly are not (well not necessarily anyways)!
705246 The point is that she's trolling about the "they poop on the ground" bit.
705290 Yeah, or maybe they collect the outhouse waste to use for fertillizer!
705296
Yeah, no, because that would smell, quite literally, like shit, and I doubt they would like their towns to smell like a sewer.
705296 That's a perfectly viable (and likely) theory. But they still don't poop on the ground.
705309 705312 i.imgur.com/Uhim0.gif
705342
Damn straight, you'll allow it.