The Hero of Colton · 3:05am Feb 27th, 2012
"Hero of Colton":
Ponified version of the song "Hero of Canton" from the show "Firefly".
This wasn't really a story (Well, it pretty much was o-o but I didn't want to post it as one), so it's a blog post. Deal with it.
Original here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8omJvCrwRdY
Hero of Colton
Dash! The mare they call Dash!
She took from the clouds and she rained on the floor
Changed nature itself and she gave it a pour
Our love for her now can't seem too rash...
The Hero of Colton, the mare they call Dash!
Now Dash saw the plants that were were shriveling
She heard earth ponies cry out
And she saw every filly just sniveling
From the famine that came from the drought.
So she said, "Nopony should be sad as these ones",
She said, "Everypony should just have fun!"
Dash smoothened her mane
In 10 seconds, she came
And squeezed out the clouds for a run.
She took from the clouds and she rained on the floor
Changed nature itself and she gave it a pour
Our love for her now can't seem too rash...
The Hero of Colton, the mare they call Dash!
Now here is why Dash is so different
From common ponies like me:
The mare they call Dash
Gave clouds a good lash
And let the rain pour down, you see.
She made rain in our farmland.
She made rain in our cups,
And the mare they call Dash
Took care not to crash
As she soared, quickly soared up.
She took from the clouds and she rained on the floor
Changed nature itself and she gave it a pour
Our love for her now can't seem too rash...
The Hero of Colton, the mare they call Dash!
-Ponified lyrics by Doublrainbow